cone lickers

people that buy an ice cream at the local snack bar and drive through car dealerships and annoy the sales people.

doug:hey there is a customer on the lot.
ryan:no there just fucking cone lickers.
doug:everybody is here to buy!get your ass out there!

by super stroke2010 January 6, 2010

box locker

the female equivalent of a cock blocker

Bev: "I like Paul."
John: "You can't hook up with him!"
Bev: "Stop being such a box locker."

by douwannaeffingcookie February 7, 2008

Murphy's locker

The likelihood that when you select a locker (usually at gym) that someone will need to access the locker above, next to, or under the one you are using.

Gym Rat One: "Are you waiting for something?"
Gym Rat Two: "Yeah, my locker is below yours."
Gym Rat One: "What are the odds of that considering there are probably 100 in this locker room?"
Gym Rat One: "It's called Murphy's locker. Good workout?"

by pauldonyc October 27, 2011

hurt locker

A place where you might find yourself after a long night of consuming alcoholic beverages.

" Man I woke up this morning at some random chicks house, my head pounding, and a vauge recollection of what the hell happened last night...needless to say I'm hating it in the hurt locker."

by E-ROCK!!!!!!!!!!! December 27, 2005

The Locker

A sexual act between a male and a female. First the male shoves his fist up the females vagina or anus and then opens his hand out so it can not be pulled out of the female.

I used The Locker on my girlfriend last night.
LAD1: what were you up to last night mate?
LAD2: i was using the locker on my misses mate

by TheBaconSizzler1674 February 24, 2014

Locker

"A woman who doesn’t treat her body with respect and is open for business 24 hours a day. Much like the boys locker room in high school and college, everyone gets in and out. They know the combo down cold. The locker room remains open and stank in smell. Christina Aguilera is the ultimate locker. I mean…there’s fungus growing in that shit, jockstraps hanging inside." - boxorlocker.com

"Is that girl a box or a locker?"
"I heard she gets trained once a week. Has to be a locker."

by Imelda October 16, 2012

hurt locker

the designated person within a group of male friends who is given the important taste of taking (disarming) the grenade within a group of female friends

"Billy you are going to have to hurt locker the fat one."
"Hurt locker, there are 4 of us and only 3 of the 4 girls are hot, you're on duty tonight."

by The Real Hurt locker August 28, 2011