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John lennon

The self proclaimed 'King of Hippies' according to Cartman.
"Are you telling us that this book is filthy, inappropriate and made a guy shoot the king of hippies? Can we read it right now?"
-Cartman talking about the catcher in the rye and John Lennon
by S.McBoogerBalls July 8, 2010
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Leno

Leno (le-nō) verb: to wear out one's welcome to the detriment of others
Man, Mike Leno'd the party last night; I thought he'd never leave!
by CoCo Christopher January 15, 2010
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Leno

1. To backstab a more talented and popular colleague.
2. To give a person a gift under false pretenses of friendship in order to set that person up for a later betrayal.

3. To undeservedly receive something which is then unappreciated and squandered.
4. To repeat the same tired joke long after it has ceased to be funny.

5. A particularly painful form of explosive diarrhea, the smell of which renders the entire house uninhabitable for days.
1. Gee, I'm a talentless cancer boil on the ass of society so I'll never get that promotion unless I leno that guy!
2. Man, Judas Iscariot totally lenoed Jesus.
3. Did you hear about Steve? He got a sweet full ride scholarship to that private college but he totally lenoed it.

4. The party was great until Bill arrived and totally lenoed the place up.
5. Stupid Jim got a case of leno after eating Indian food and I had to stay at my friend's house for a week!
by jroo4689 January 19, 2010
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Lennon

King of the Hippies!

Someone is a Lennon - he is more than just a hippie, he is behaving like King Of The Hippies!
Winston is so relaxed right now - he is behaving like a Lennon...
by WaZza 007 May 9, 2011
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leno

(noun) - a used, semen-filled condom discarded in a public place, occasionally additionally soiled by vaginal secretions, blood, or santorum.
A leno is a crusty, battered condom found in any number of places, such as a grimy parking garage stairwell, a mucky New Jersey beach, or even stuck to the cleats of an unsuspecting Little Leaguer who fell victim to an unfortunate misstep while patrolling the outfield.
by Drew in Nashville January 27, 2010
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jay leno

A strap-on attached to the chin, used especially for penetration and party tricks. Similar to a screwnicorn, in which the strap-on is attached to the forehead. It is thus named because the wearer winds up with the ginormous chin, only slightly smaller than that of Jay Leno.
I tried sending a picture of my jay leno in to Late Night as a look-alike for Jay's chin, but they did not show it on air on NBC. That pissed me off.
by Kerry Gibbons November 7, 2005
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Louisiana leftover

A Louisiana leftover is when someone takes a crap inside a woman's vagina, puts saran rap over it and lets it ferment for a few months. They then proceed to eat the turd that was festering inside her.
by 8=====>---- February 7, 2009
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