Dirty Larry

When one masturbates on another one's front door, rings the door bell and then runs away.

Hey, the neighbor guy is a jerk, let's go give him a Dirty Larry.

by thegreathoudini December 9, 2012

Larry Stylinson

"I never actually been asked directly and it's a funny thing i mean what people can... people can believe what they want to believe but i just think it comes across sometimes a little bit..a little bit disrespectful to the ones that i love you know our Eleanor and sometimes it comes across a bit disrespectful and it's like anything i mean like you could genuinely if you google conspiracy on iPhones right..you're going to get a conspiracy so i think it's one of these things that people just love to buy into but realize in reality obviously there's no truth to it oBViOusLy"

Person: i mean how can you ship larry stylinson even louis denied it
Me:.....

by familyshow August 4, 2020

Larry King

Living corpse in suspenders. Something that should of died a long time ago, but keeps on living by sucking out the souls of his two young boys. He used to be best friends with Jesus.

"Larry King owns a talk show, and wears classy suspenders to keep from exposing his bony ass."

by Juicalicious April 25, 2010

Larry Craig

1 - A disgraced Idaho senator
2 - The act of extending one's legs under a toilet stall, in order to play footsies with the guy beside you, and denying you're homo.
3 - The act of solicting for cottaging acts.

Larry Craig denies he's gay.

Stop it Craig! You're making me horny and hard and I can't pee nor shit anymore!

Larry Craig's body language dictated the Minneapolis Police Officer who was going for a shit that he wanted to fuck him in the ass. Therefore he got arrested.

by Damn Damn Danno September 8, 2007

Larry Haney

Massive Cock (14 in) Can suck anyone off without stuttering

Is that Larry haney? Can he cum in my bed?

by yourniggatony March 27, 2019

larry styilson

A ship name containing the names of Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson from the boy band one direction

I totally ship larry styilson they are so cute together

by Brittney marii October 21, 2015

Larry Bird

Best shooter in the NBA history. Played in the NBA for 13 years with the Boston Celtics. He won the first ever 3 point shootout contest in the all stars weekend and repeated it 2 more times for 3 titles. One of the best Basketball players in the NBA history and won the NBA MVP award in 1984, 1985, and 1986.

Larry Bird is the best shooter ever

by Sagzag June 29, 2004