Lapped

Using your tongue to suck up liquid.

Bro #1: Dude Jessica lapped me so hard last night
Bro #2: Dude! Jessica is so hot!

by Spoilednewyorkgirl April 25, 2019

Lampe

Another name for a large family. Usually Lampe families are associated with the Eastern sea board and they are typically mostly male. Lampe family girls are considered unattainable.

"Wow look at all those people over there."
"What a Lampe family reunion"

by CheesePlease September 5, 2012

swivel lipped

Talking bollocks. One who is well versed in the art of bullshitting and making things up as they go along.

Ken :- Oy Steve, did you understand a word of what Mr Blair just said?
Steve :- Nah Ken, he always talks swivel lipped.

by swineyvee October 9, 2006

Internet time lapse

The lapse of time that passes when on the internet, such as when using social networking sites, Facebook, YouTube or watching porn. The Internet time lapse coincides with the Suction Seat, when the user finds that what he/she thinks are minutes passing end up being hours passing.

Timothé was watching some intense German janitor fetish porn while his parents were out for the day, but he entered the Internet time lapse; his parents came home and found him sitting in a trance in front of his computer, staring at a German woman thrusting her mop up Adolf Hitler's ass.

Aude - Dude, where are you? You were supposed to meet me at zPizza like 3 hours ago!!
Jacques - Oh shit, sorry Aude...I was on Facebook and entered the Internet time lapse.
Aude - Faggot.

by AMorgz August 23, 2010

Lampeter Strasburg

Juul. Apparently all the fuckers here need it. Cheating, all the fuckers here do it. Thots, we have too many of those dusty hoes. People gotta wake up to shit like, right? Gay, what an insult! Like what in fucking fuck are you guys on about? The shitty ass people, lovely shit going on here. Fucking small child’s swear here like what in the fuck?

Damnit, I’m still in Lampeter Strasburg!

by MoonlightUH69 May 14, 2019

lapes

old people; elderly; senior citizens

Look at those lapes sitting in those rocking chairs.

by Anish Patel May 26, 2008

pathological larper

DSM VI diagnosis for Antifa members. Typically show up at political events with covered faces, home made shields, weaponry, and communist garb. Spew communist propaganda and attempt to suppress free speech of those that disagree with them.

Will threaten and at times commit violence against those that disagree with their ideology

The pathological larpers showed up at the Kate Stiele March in Austin, TX.

by BigA79 December 15, 2017