crimson landslide

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman on her period while having uncontrollable diarrhea

“Hey babe let’s have sex”
“Ok but it’s gonna be a crimson landslide”

by Richard123472 December 20, 2021

Tuscaloosa Landslide

When two people are having sex in the 69 position and one defecates on the others face on accident due to diarrhea, creating a Tuscaloosa Landslide

"Hey Jim remember when Rebecca gave you a Tuscaloosa Landslide in college?"

by SheLuvvsDev October 23, 2022

shaking like langsford

To violently shake ones arms in a batting stance, a la MLB legend Carney Langsford.

Dude, no more coke for you bro, your shaking like Langsford!

by micdelicious May 15, 2016

Mr. Langston

A fucking shitty ass teacher that is fucking old/annoying and bout to die soon. Also, can suck my juicy, big, DICK!!!!

Omg fucking gosh Mr. Langston is a fucking cunt!!!

by Dick bitch!!! October 9, 2018

Lanis

A true pimp! Has dope swag no matter what! Always nice to kids and always stays home! He's a true man! Also a goon! He also loves basketball and chilling with his homies! This sucka knows what's up! GET TO KNOW LANIS

bro I'm Hella bored, let's go chill with Lanis! That goon is the man!

by ThisizLAN July 22, 2011

switch lanes

a guy putting his dick in a girls vagina then immediately putting it into her ass and switching back and forth periodically like so.

guy: bitch you got a nice pussy but ive been drivin it crazy for so long i want to switch lanes

by roxy rodgers November 19, 2013

Russian Landscape

The act of planting grass in a girls vagina. You must first fill it with dirt.

When I woke up, I felt something wriggling inside me. It was a worm! Someone had russian landscaped me!

by TH3 CH053N 0N3 June 11, 2009