alex laid

Something that will never ever happen

Has Alex gotten laid
Alex laid you so funny that will never happen

by Carly alexwontgetlaid October 3, 2013

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Souff-laid

To be 'souff-laid' is to have sex with an hot girl who is either a virgin but acts like they aren't, or a girl who is very picky about the guys in her sex life. The reference to soufflé means they're tight and hard on the outside but soft and open when you get inside.

Dude: Mate, last night I got souff-laid by that girl with the sexy glasses and amazing body who always hangs in the library! It was unreal!
Other dude: You lucky bastard!

by TheVegasCasanova July 8, 2014

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Sam Laidlaw

a blonde kid with very small cock

sam laidlaw is a bitch nigga

by Chaserawrxd69 February 28, 2019

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labia locked

when a female, in pursuit of a male to mate with, experiences interference from another female ergo eliminating all chances of getting some.

"Damn, blair waldorf just labia locked serena van der woodsen!"

by TheKidsThatDoWork April 23, 2009

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Got Laid Parade

Another term for the walk of shame. Why should it be shameful if two people have some fun throwing each other around?

"Dude..I went home after the bar to that chick's place and did her. Didn't even give her my number this morning. She just said thanks as I walked out the door!"
*high five*
Friend says, "Sweet! You did the Got Laid Parade!"

by ImSchindizzle June 6, 2014

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