laptopless

With down-sizing and everyone doing double-duty, most people can't afford to go without their computers for even an hour in an office setting. Even in meetings where people are supposed to focus on the task at hand, they are doing other work on their laptops while the meeting is going on. This usually means less attention and focus in the meeting. Going into a meeting without your laptop is going "laptopless"

Kevin's new year's resolution is to go laptopless to meetings so that he can focus on what the boss is saying.

by reddogs777 January 8, 2010

Laptopirosis

noun. a disease acquired from laptop computer overuse

You might get laptopirosis. You've been using your laptop for six hours now.

by ilovekitty September 14, 2011

laptopalised

Prepared with a laptop, no matter what you are doing.

John: Can I have Friday off?
Raz: I am off that day also. I can approve, but can you cover?
John: Yes, I will make sure I remain laptopalised for the day.
Raz: Great.

by TheShonkmeister August 1, 2012

Laptopsexual

Being sexually and romanticly attracted to laptops.

"Heard of that guy who kissed a laptop?"

"Yea he's totally a Laptopsexual!"

by yayaheyyou October 28, 2021

Loptop

A sexual act in which a sloppy blowjob is performed on the head of a penis.

Melissa gave me the best loptop of my life this morning!

by Weirdo404 May 30, 2018

Laptopoop

When you bring your laptop in to the bathroom with you.

The great thing about wireless networks is that I can write definitions on urbandictionary.com while taking a laptopoop.

by Queso74 October 23, 2009

Laptopping

Laptopping is where you sit on someone's lap until they become uncomfortably warm.

Jim: Dude, I was laptopping Pam last night.
Henry: How hot did she get?
Jim: Very

by littlernermaid October 17, 2013