rusty knife

when you reach down a girl's pants to give her the ole fingerooski but you accidentally miss and stab her in the poop shoot hence leaving your blade rusty.

Bob said he gave Songtan Sally the rusty knife last weekend.

by bobbo421 March 6, 2009

Knife

To knife somebody is when a mans penis gets shoved like a knife into somebody vagina.

That knife was facinating

by Agfhdkyebsnajshsn January 7, 2017

Monkey Knife Fight

A phrase from the Simpsons TV series. From episode "The Mansion Family" Season 11

On Burns' boat, Homer chides: "Look at those poor saps back on land with their laws and ethics! They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight."

(after many,many bong rips) "HeH HeH Monkey Knife Fight HeH HeH" or you could just write it on a bathroom wall.

by MilesTeg January 2, 2009

knobert

If your name is Robert and you are a knob, then you are a KNOBERT.

Robert Fryar is a Knobert and he sucks knobs.

by Simon Cheng (cock-lover) June 19, 2004

Panic Knife

The act of knifing someone purely out of excitement in Call of Duty. Bad players will freeze up on the controller when they see you pop up suddenly before them and slam on the right thumbstick resulting in your death at close range, every time.

Me: Wow that pussy panic knifed me 1 offdogs!...

Friend: That's what you get for bringing a gun to a gun fight.

Me: That's ok, I'm sure they'll realize that panic knifing is a fundamental problem with the CoD series and fix it for Mw3.

Friend: No...

by PSN ForeverDecay October 8, 2011

Knife Party

An event in which two individuals have their left wrists bound together and are given knives, which they use to cut and stab each other until one admits defeat. The binding of the wrists makes it impossible for one combatant to run from the fight, and also heightens the difficulty of dodging or blocking blows. Knife parties are not for the weak at heart.

Brandon and I had a bitchin' knife party last month. I think he's still in the hospital.

by Blank February 16, 2004

nigger knife

a half broken bottle that a blace person might stab you with..mainly started on clerks 2

stay away from them bars you might get stabed with a nigger knife.

by Jo$h November 20, 2007