don kinging

when your smoking a blunt amongst friends or just with another person and the ash on the blunt becomes almost as long as the blunt itself. the blunt begins to resemble don king, the famous boxing promoter. michael ponte aka facci aka the little don ponte created the term.

ponte: yo that blunt is don kinging right now

ponte: yo that blunt is pretty don king right now

by i cant feel my face!! October 12, 2006

kicking the dinosaur

To go out with friends and blow off some steam.

It's been a really long day; let's go out kicking the dinosaur.

by Car on Fire October 23, 2011

Kinning

A severe mental illness that also has its own community, mentally ill.

You must be kinning!

by irlllawliet December 25, 2020

Kirking

A person that is a giant pussy, often gets offended by the Internet. They have a gaping vagina and claim nothing makes is sore. However, a combination of retardation and being ugly as fuck helps to prove otherwise.

Why are you always kirking ? You catch feeling all the time like a little bitch.

by Easyp August 9, 2016

Kirking

When one drinks too much on the weekend and then realizes before they go to sleep that work is going to suck tomorrow.
Also is known to put hoes before bros.

Steve: Dude it's Sunday. You're drinking way too much and kirking yourself for the rest of the week.
Brian: Ugh work is gonna suck tomorrow.

by Cockopotomous January 13, 2018

ass kicking fiesta

An ass kicking fiesta is essentially a beating given out so exuberantly and jovially that it eventually takes on a sort of party atmosphere. Ass kicking fiestas are not often witnessed, as most beatings are at least a little difficult to give out, but if you want to increase your chances of seeing one your best bet is to attend any high school basketball game between a predominantly black inner city school and a small, predominantly white rural high school.

"Hey man, did you go to the New Oxford game? They played York High."
'Nah man I figured it was pretty much going to be an ass kicking fiesta for York High, so I skipped it.'
"Well you were right not to go, because it was an ass kicking fiesta of epic proportions."

by somaedickfromnewoxford December 25, 2011

kicking the tire

Hooking up with and ex.

"Last night I was kicking the tire and it wasnt as tight as I remember"

by Shawn O'Brien May 4, 2008