Robby: Jordan gets so pissed when he gets called Googobbler.
Aaron: Carefull he might have a shank from his prison days.
Robby: Oh shit, you're right.
Chase: I'm GAY!
Aaron + Robby: You already said that Chase.
Aaron: Carefull he might have a shank from his prison days.
Robby: Oh shit, you're right.
Chase: I'm GAY!
Aaron + Robby: You already said that Chase.
by WickedRealDefinitions January 9, 2010
Get the Jordanmug. A very lovable, kind, generous, sexy person, with a great passion to sport (mostly football).
He has a winning smile, great looks and loves everyone around him.
He has short brown hair; with cute, small curls at the end.
He's overall, a perfect boyfriend.
He has a winning smile, great looks and loves everyone around him.
He has short brown hair; with cute, small curls at the end.
He's overall, a perfect boyfriend.
by ChocolateBrownies January 2, 2012
Get the Jordanmug. She is an amazing girl that can be dirty, but yet looks so innocent.. She has a wonderful boyfriend that knows what she wants and needs and what she deserves. That's why he would do anything to have her.. She is really intelligent, funny, joking , MEANY PANTS, But she gets annoyed by her boyfriend Zack sometimes.. She is a typical girl that has a boyfriend but she tends to have a girlfriend too.. JORDAN = Amazing...
Jordan invited me over and she was all up on me :)
I was walking with Jordan and she looked amazing and left me speechless.
I was walking with Jordan and she looked amazing and left me speechless.
by CRACKASBEBRACKIN March 21, 2012
Get the Jordanmug. 1. A song in Guitar Hero II by Buckethead that became popular for being extremely difficult to beat on expertand almost impossible to full combo. A guy named HellAshes finally full combo'd it early 2008, but only with the use of the Hyperspeed cheat. To this date, it has never been released on an album.
2. (phrase) pull a Jordan: To do something, either expectantly or unexpectantly, that is generally considered impossible.
2. (phrase) pull a Jordan: To do something, either expectantly or unexpectantly, that is generally considered impossible.
1. (guy)I FINALLY FC'D JORDAN
(other guy) No you didn't. (looks at screen) Holy crap, you did!
2. Donald pulled a Jordan when he landed on his feet after falling 3000 feet from the sky without getting hurt or wearing any safety equipment.
(other guy) No you didn't. (looks at screen) Holy crap, you did!
2. Donald pulled a Jordan when he landed on his feet after falling 3000 feet from the sky without getting hurt or wearing any safety equipment.
by some day you will surely know March 16, 2008
Get the Jordanmug. The cutest guy ever. he also has a bit of a nerd in him but his nerdiness raises the cuteness factor. Though he may come as a douche bag at first, he'll open up to you in no time. Oh and he also sucks at hoola hooping!
by itsmerosiebee June 18, 2011
Get the Jordanmug. by Word bukkake December 11, 2021
Get the Jordanismmug. He is very smart in school subjects and gets great grades, but logically is the stupidest thicc boi ever. Eats more food than like everybody combined, but is as thicc as paper. Is a kind boi, but if he has a meltdown you better run. Jordan goes to middle school and thinks most peeps there are stupid even though he goes there himself. He believes boogie boarding is the thing to do with his friends. Jordan is also part of the siniGANG. Jordan is Filipino and European. Jordan is older than his sis, but is way shorter than his twin sis. Jordan is dumb and takes dares and once ate a rock in 2nd grade while still being a teachers pet. Once Jordan stapled a staple to his skin because he thought it would it would be funny, but the boi actually dumb.
by HydrototheSksksksksk September 2, 2019
Get the Jordanmug.