janitarium

A place where elderly janitors go once they have inhaled
way too many chemical fumes.

So unfortunate it is, Sylvestor was cut down in his prime, 20 years on the job and his wife had him committed to the state
janitarium.

by Disexlia boy October 2, 2010

joint ops

When you and one or more friends pool money together to purchase shared marijuana at a discounted price. Not to be confused with the military term or the game.

Hey man, my guy just got a shipment of dank wanna pull a joint op?

Cornelius and I are poor so when we purchase cannabis we do joint ops.

by SinesterSquirrel June 7, 2011

janitor's ice cream scoop

( an English translation if the French of France expression c'est seulement les concierges qui écoutent aux portes):

Unsubstantiated hearsay and rumors, coming especially from unverified sources such as janitors, maintenance people and other cleaning personnel.

Don't give me that janitor's ice cream scoop, just cut to the chase, will you?

by Sexydimma September 9, 2016

Jonathan Phillips

Also known as Mr Phillips
Is a hoe with the longest fucking backstory I've ever heard. Will immediately tell you about the German kids he taught. Has the tightest pants I've ever fucking seen, so his dick is always on show. Has a fucked up hairline.

Student 1: Oh no, it's Jonathan Phillips
Student 2: Hide!
Both students hide under a table.

by Bentbackpaddywak June 12, 2019

Jolitz'd

The act of a pool player with zero skills skunking another player.

I was Jolitz'd by this 100 Fargo rating player last night in the 9-Ball tournament.

by AverageEverydayDude May 9, 2020

Johnites

A group of fans who are brilliant and love to listen to trap music gotten from a popular Nigeria musician Johnson John.

I attended a party last night, half of which were Johnites.

by Agbawo G October 26, 2020

joint slayage

when two or more people come together to be YASSS

yasss our joint slayage

by bossbabeification September 30, 2021