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Also known as Mr Phillips
Is a hoe with the longest fucking backstory I've ever heard. Will immediately tell you about the German kids he taught. Has the tightest pants I've ever fucking seen, so his dick is always on show. Has a fucked up hairline.
Student 1: Oh no, it's Jonathan Phillips
Student 2: Hide!
Both students hide under a table.
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by Bentbackpaddywak June 12, 2019
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