Jonging

Threatening someone with something that cannot be carried through with

Kim Jong can't even fire his nulear weapons far enough to hit the U.S.

John was jonging us when he said his pet tiger would eat us.

by sarah gold April 05, 2013

Kim Jong un

The person who likes to eat bombs (featured in the movie dumbass)

Kim Jong un is bad

by Blaneyfan12 August 11, 2023

Kim Jong-Un

my bts bias.

omg who’s your bts bias? kim jong-un

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

KIM JONG UN

THE PERSON WHO IS A BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER

GUY 1: Can we be friends
GUY 2: Your KIM JONG UN

by Hentai123 May 12, 2020

Jongs/Jongsack

A pair of testicles.

AKA, ballsack, nutsack, etc.

I have my jongs/jongsack in a vice!

by TheVader420 February 02, 2021

Kim Jong-un

The Proclaimed Supreme Leader of the nation of North Korea. Kim Jong-un is only the 3rd Leader of North Korea because North Korea is a Communist country, which means the United States are Triggered.

United States: We have a President
United Kingdom: We have a Prime Minister
Germany: We have a Chancellor
Saudi Arabia: We have a King
North Korea: We have the Dear Respected Comrade Kim Jong-un, Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea, Chairman of State Affairs Commission of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army.
United States, United Kingdom, Germany, and Saudi Arabia: *Stares at North Korea*

by The Slavic Squater November 13, 2018

Jonged

To be a consultant who is cut out of a sly commission deal when the client and service provider get together directly.

Consultant: I've finally found a provider that can service all your requirements and cut a volume deal for you too.
Client: Oh it's OK, we're talking to them directly now so we don't need your help, I'll try for a discount though, thanks.
Consultant: Bugger and shit, Jonged again.

by The Celestial Architect August 28, 2021