Tom Jones

To Watch/Obtain gay porn on your mobile device.

Are you watching Tom Jones?

Tom Jones really turns me on.

I LOVE TOM JONES!

by Amahopeless April 09, 2011

Maegan Jones

A girl who is talented in everything she sets her hands to do.

Man, that girl Maegan Jones sure can type.

by Dark Warrior September 22, 2011

Sophie Jones

Hottest girl you will ever set your eyes on, with the best ass.

Person1: Whoa who is that?
Person2: Sophie Jones!
Person1: No wonder, look at that booty.

by Life's Mystery April 17, 2015

Chipper Jones

In terms of baseball, about as consistent as they come. Plays for the Atlanta Braves.

Chipper is a lock for +.300 average 100 rbi and quiet, solid play.

by bud selig March 10, 2004

basketball jones

A Basketball Jones is an obsession with the sport of basketball. Kids who play the game and only think of the world in terms of basketball and their potential success at it.

That's all he ever thinks about. He's got a Basketball Jones.

by Joe Neubarth January 21, 2005

star jones

another name for "earth"
also another way to say "to steal food"

Marni! You so just Star Jonesed my gummy bears!!!!!

by Shan February 16, 2004

Dow Jones

Recent events such as the CDO/CDS meltdown have caused movements in the market similar to that made by a female as she administers fellatio.

Originates from the following context: "Bitch is goin' down like the Dow Jones!"

Baller Inc Exec 1: Did you go to Circle last night?
Baller Inc Exec 2: I did, Dow Jones was the value added to the experience.

by CEO of Ballers Inc March 16, 2009