job center new deal

job center plus bunch of wankers , puppets on strings, the department of work and pensions has decided to victimise people out of work and cant get work by making them sit in front of computer 6 hrs a day 5 days a week .
I cant wate to see the arseholes who work for local government unemployed as they are the real scrounger,

It makes me sick going in the job center and being interigated like some criminal just cos i am unemployed and finding it hard getting back to work .

job center new deal bunch of wankers puppets on strings .
victimising poor unemployed.

by locks heath renegade master January 26, 2011

job unfair

Going to a job fair but coming home with no results.

I see an advertisement for a local job unfair.

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

job nockey

Exactly the same as a nob jockey. Originated on a Scrabble board in a Penzance Youth Hostel.

Gaff is a right job nockey.

by Stephen Brough January 21, 2005

Job Slut

A woman who has lots of part time jobs involving just a few hours at each job per week

She is a real job slut - today she is working at the chemist, the bakery and tonight at the pub.

by greenie01 January 2, 2010

Job For A Cowboy

Considered to be one of the bands to recieve major benefit from the current MySpace phenomenon, and their use of it, Job For A Cowboy are a deathcore-turned-poser-death-metal outfit from Arizona.

While Job For A Cowboy can be seen as pioneers of death metal by their loyal legion of fans, purists consider them a lame band with a penchant for pig squeals - referencing Job For A Cowboy's debut EP, Doom, which was responsible for their success.

Job For A Cowboy is for fans of: Despised Icon, Through the Eyes of the Dead, and Bring Me The Horizon.

Scene Kid: "Job For A Cowboy are the best metal band today, and the Doom EP was, and is, the most br00tal album ever."

Genuine Metalhead: "Job For A Cowboy is nothing but fourth-rate garbage for idiots who don't know shit about metal."

TxKx: "Job For A Cowboy is a perfect example of what is wrong with today's metal scene. This rubbish can only appeal to impressionable 16-year-old posers who spend too much time on MySpace; basically, it's absolute fail."

by TxKx September 15, 2007

Job-trimental

An adjective describing any activity that might have a detrimental effect on your employment status.

I can't call in sick to join your Wednesday beer pong tournement. That would be job-trimental.

by coynejo January 31, 2009

Job Vulture

Someone who checks out the obituaries in the newspaper, looking for someone who recently died, who worked at a job that the job vulture wants. He then quickly sends in a resume, before the job opening is advertised, avoiding competition from other job-seekers.

Marlene: Wow, we got a resume for Bob's job, and he was just buried yesterday! We haven't even put out an ad yet!
Jan: Looks like a job vulture. I like his efficiency! Get him in here for an interview.

by The Doonster August 3, 2010