pineapple jizz

pineapple flavored jizz after consuming one pineapple

omg he had pineapple jizz all over my shirt but it tasted amaziinggg

by woah man i rule February 20, 2011

Trouble Jizz

1. Jizz that comes out so hard it rips through the condom.

2. When jizz causes problem for the person jizzing.

1. 9 months ago, I rode this so hard she gave me trouble jizz. Now im a father.

2. Last night I got trouble jizz when i was fucking my co-worker and my girlfriend walked in on us.

by MrEvans March 12, 2009

turkey jizz

what TJ stands for. Classic quote from the movie Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, starring Rob Schneider and Eddie Griffin.

Detective Fowler: Do the letters T and J mean anything to you? (referring to TJ Hicks, Deuce's fellow manwhore)
Deuce Bigalow: I don't know... turkey jizz?

by Excellence On Stand-By January 4, 2009

Jazzy Brown Jugs

A sexy black girls tits

Did you see the jazzy brown jugs on that one?!

by Fail Man June 17, 2009

jizz tree

A jizz tree is the term for the Bradford Pear tree (Pyrus calleryana) whose flowers emit a smell like semen.

Comedian Bob Kelly once puked when smelled his mic screen after it was smeared with flowers from jizz tree.

by Watsonia February 21, 2014

green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam

It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"

"Guy 1: Hey wanna eat green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam!"
"Guy 2: oh boi do I"

by Officer_figpucker69 February 7, 2017

Jizz

When a guy shoots white sticky love juice out of his dick.

Shoot the jizz and out you is

by Onlydicknot August 5, 2018