A 'Jettsen' is a guy who is on one extreme or another. Someone can only ever really like, or really hate, a Jettsen. Jettsens are usually inclined to pursue only one activity, be it athletics, band, choir, etc. A Jettsen is a good friend, if you can get through the long process of getting to know him.
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A car manufactured by Volkswagen (VW).
In Germany, the land of chocolate, and also the home of VW nobody ever bought a Jetta.
People buy real German cars in Germany and so we don't buy this crappy variation of our otherwise superior and super fast (talk about Autobahn) automobiles.
In the States and Canada however people think that Jettas were cool German cars so they buy them - because most of them a probably too cheap to get a Passat, A4, or A6.
In Germany, the land of chocolate, and also the home of VW nobody ever bought a Jetta.
People buy real German cars in Germany and so we don't buy this crappy variation of our otherwise superior and super fast (talk about Autobahn) automobiles.
In the States and Canada however people think that Jettas were cool German cars so they buy them - because most of them a probably too cheap to get a Passat, A4, or A6.
American conversation:
"Hey yo so I gots them cool German wheels."
"Sweeto-meo it's them Jetta."
German conversation:
"So Heinrich I bought myself a sweet Jetta."
"Oh well Gustav you fag, I own an Audi A4 and it eats your Jetta anytime on the Autobahn."
"But...but...my Jetta does 60 mph."
"See Gustav, my A4 does 250 Km/H, which is by the way the regular travel speed of Germans. You think your 60 mph impressed me?"
"Hey yo so I gots them cool German wheels."
"Sweeto-meo it's them Jetta."
German conversation:
"So Heinrich I bought myself a sweet Jetta."
"Oh well Gustav you fag, I own an Audi A4 and it eats your Jetta anytime on the Autobahn."
"But...but...my Jetta does 60 mph."
"See Gustav, my A4 does 250 Km/H, which is by the way the regular travel speed of Germans. You think your 60 mph impressed me?"
by TheStatesWho? March 16, 2005
Get the jetta mug.A pleasant but benign series of Volkswagen sedans designed, but not always assembled, by Germans. Notoriously thought to be wildly faster and more impressive than they are, particularly among males under 25 who have yet to drive a wide array of actual performance vehicles.
The Jetta is popular in North America (and is seen as crucial VW strategy there) because the Golf lacks a trunk, and in turn lacks a certain degree of cache among those over 25 (who think a hatchback makes them look like they're fresh out of college).
Celebration of the Jetta is a testament to a peculiar facet of the human condition that permits us to place the mundane and satisfactory on a pedestal, whenever it's all we know.
The Jetta is popular in North America (and is seen as crucial VW strategy there) because the Golf lacks a trunk, and in turn lacks a certain degree of cache among those over 25 (who think a hatchback makes them look like they're fresh out of college).
Celebration of the Jetta is a testament to a peculiar facet of the human condition that permits us to place the mundane and satisfactory on a pedestal, whenever it's all we know.
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Get the jotty mug.1) A hopeless romantic
2) A friendly dude
3) Throws great parties
4) Brings everyone together
5) qwerty, Also meaning, a computer geek, and loving it!
2) A friendly dude
3) Throws great parties
4) Brings everyone together
5) qwerty, Also meaning, a computer geek, and loving it!
1) Also quotes Shakespeare
2) Jacob Jetton: "Hey guys!"
3) Jacob Jetton: "Bonfire, anyone?"
4) Jacob Jetton: "Want to hang out?"
Everyone: "Woo!"
5) Likes to work on anyones computer
2) Jacob Jetton: "Hey guys!"
3) Jacob Jetton: "Bonfire, anyone?"
4) Jacob Jetton: "Want to hang out?"
Everyone: "Woo!"
5) Likes to work on anyones computer
by pseudoscript April 3, 2010
Get the Jacob Jetton mug.The biggest fuckboy ever. Usually leads girls on and then proceeds to judge their looks, they usually have something that makes them 10x more attractive but then when you get to know them it doesn't even matter because they are such a piece of shit! They may come with an accent and they may not!
Most of the time they date girls uncomfortably older then them, and would much rather choose an ass over an actual connection but thats ok because thats what Jetts do!
Most of the time they date girls uncomfortably older then them, and would much rather choose an ass over an actual connection but thats ok because thats what Jetts do!
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