A word that can be used as the best insult ever for 2 reasons: 1. to confuse the victim (i'm a jabu-whaaat?!) and 2. because it's a great word to say.
Also can be used as a substitute for most vulgarities.
Also can be used as a substitute for most vulgarities.
Chelsea: should've heard what he said to me!
Holly: Bloody hell what a jabulani!
Holly: hey you had a good day?
Chelsea: nah it's been abit of a jabulani if i'm honest.
Holly: i nearly got with Nick again last night!
Chelsea: ergh hope you didn't, he's a right jabulani.
Holly: Bloody hell what a jabulani!
Holly: hey you had a good day?
Chelsea: nah it's been abit of a jabulani if i'm honest.
Holly: i nearly got with Nick again last night!
Chelsea: ergh hope you didn't, he's a right jabulani.
by DontSpeakAmericano July 19, 2010
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Man 1: Dude i need some protection, help me out.
Man 2: Nah dude i'm out, you should just piss-jaculate in the girl.
Man 2: Nah dude i'm out, you should just piss-jaculate in the girl.
by Sh_ayy April 12, 2010
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To Jabulani someone, is to make them look completely useless as they misjudge the flight of Adidas' almost spherical 'Jabulani' football.
- Eiji Kawashima; "I have just been Jabulanid by Wesley Sneijder!"
- "I'm going to Jabulani you with this free-kick!"
- Prince Harry; "One Jabulanis one's dear brother frequently!"
- "World Cup goalkeepers are in constant fear of being Jabulanid."
- "I'm going to Jabulani you with this free-kick!"
- Prince Harry; "One Jabulanis one's dear brother frequently!"
- "World Cup goalkeepers are in constant fear of being Jabulanid."
by Bobby the Hayemaker June 21, 2010
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-noun, verb
An alcoholic beverage which consists of at least a 1:1 ratio of liquor to mixer. Type of liquor and mixer is irrelevant.
Can be quantified in a similar fashion to computer software. Each 1.0 quantifier equals one shot of liquor. A "Jamali 6.0" would include 6 shots of liquor.
Can also be used as a verb. One can drink the described beverage and have "Jamalied."
-noun, verb
An alcoholic beverage which consists of at least a 1:1 ratio of liquor to mixer. Type of liquor and mixer is irrelevant.
Can be quantified in a similar fashion to computer software. Each 1.0 quantifier equals one shot of liquor. A "Jamali 6.0" would include 6 shots of liquor.
Can also be used as a verb. One can drink the described beverage and have "Jamalied."
by Ty Curtin November 12, 2008
Get the Jamali mug.One sexy ass nigga that you would be lucky to get. He is caring, strong, tall, got a big Dick, sexy as can get, loyal, Pays good attention to his girl. If you are lucky enough to have a Jamal in your life and are loyal stick with that nigga he will have your back like if you were his brother of sister he takes care if his friends, family, and girl.
Keep Jamal in your life
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Get the Jamal mug.To constantly lie to everyone, even though it isn't needed. Also to manipulate every girl you encounter to giving to money, sex, and self assurance. And if you have very bad grammer, you might be in the making of pulling a jamil. pulling a jamil is also the biggest swindle a girl could ever experience. Girls watch out.
Jamil: Hey do you wanna go out?
Victim #1: Yeah sure!
Jamil: Thats cool, i wanna breakup after i cheat on you k?
Victim #1: Thats lame. i can't believe you just Pull a Jamil..
Jamil: Cool can i have 20 bucks?
Victim #1: Why don't you just go **** franny and ride around in your hummer thinking you're so awesome, k?
Jamil: i never cheated on you, and i do look pretty cool don't i?
Victim #1: You are such a liar, and no you look stupid
Jamil: Fine you caught me
Victim #1: You are such a fag whore.
Victim #1: Yeah sure!
Jamil: Thats cool, i wanna breakup after i cheat on you k?
Victim #1: Thats lame. i can't believe you just Pull a Jamil..
Jamil: Cool can i have 20 bucks?
Victim #1: Why don't you just go **** franny and ride around in your hummer thinking you're so awesome, k?
Jamil: i never cheated on you, and i do look pretty cool don't i?
Victim #1: You are such a liar, and no you look stupid
Jamil: Fine you caught me
Victim #1: You are such a fag whore.
by Jbranch April 27, 2010
Get the Pull a Jamil mug.An exact cross between a male named James and a female named Mel. Both avid partiers, and enjoying socialising with members of the opposite sex. Mel also likes African men.
They were up partying til 6am, came home covered in love bites and got on at least 8 people! Man... They are so Jamel.
by hilarious1 December 11, 2011
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