jamaal

an extremely gangsta black guy who is often seen in the more "colourful" areas pimpin them hoes an bustin caps in the 5-0

"shit son, i was jus rollin down town an i swear i saw jamaal!!"

by Jamaal Christian December 25, 2007

jamaican bitchslap

The jamaican art of licking the back of your hand and winding up with a full body backhand to your targets face.

I did a superman over the pool table and I shorted it, however upon rising I delivered a jamaican bitchslap sending him flying into the wall.

by Auch07 December 16, 2007

Dirty Jamaica

Puking on someone's genitals because he pushes your head down while you're giving him oral.
It tends to happen when drunk chicks with weak gag reflexes are man handled by guys who don't understand head etiquette.

"Oh man, he wouldn't stop pushing my face down so it was Dirty Jamaica all over again."

by MadMadamMim February 27, 2009

See how the Jamaican pizza steals

To play an familiar game or run a familiar scam in a new location or environment

"These bettys in Kansas City are staring to bore me; I'mna head over to St. Louis, see how the Jamaican pizza steals."; "Heard they had warrant for me on the South Side; I'm breaking Northend, see how the Jamaican pizza steals."

by Guffy the WB December 20, 2008

Jamaican Javelin

First, a girl has to be on the opposite side of the room that you are. Then you tell her to drop to her knees, facing you, and open her mouth as wide as possible, thus creating a bigger target. Next, you have to take the biggest/longest shit possible into the palm of your hand. After you have done that, you wind up, and take one step foward to create momentum. Finally you javelin your shit into the girl's mouth.

Dude, my girlfriend's mouth still smells like my shit from that Jamaican Javelin i gave her last night.

by squoltz June 13, 2009

Jamaican Honeymoon

A Jamaican Honeymoon is a honeymoon in which the white wife has sex with a black man or a "BBC". She may have sex with black man in addition to her husband or if he is a "cockhold" he must watch while she has sex excusively with her black lover.

Teri found out what a Jamaican Honeymoon is when on her wedding night, Teri's husband brought in a black lover to has sex with her.

by Laurenaustex January 9, 2012

Jamaican Christmas Tree

Instead of a regular Christmas tree, a Jamaican Christmas Tree is actually a marijuana plant.

Dude, you've got the biggest Jamaican Christmas Tree I've ever seen!

by Laingbang December 15, 2012