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Jake

jordan ; jake talked to me. Now im not going to kill myself
by testie lover October 3, 2022
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Jake

A guy who will be your nakey bro forever. He will always make you laugh and laugh at what you say.
Jake is my nakey bro
by .Dr. Doctor January 14, 2021
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Jake

Amino's main hoe.
Jake is the man who shows clear sarcasm and points it out himself.

"Ur soooooo funny" *nobody asks* "yes that was sarcasm"

Makes enemies outta nowhere.

Like I don't fucking get it but tEaCh mOi sEnPaI.

Anyway

#stanJake
by Ada2544 May 28, 2019
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Jake

A Jake is a real go getter and will most likely be successful in life. He’s a romantic who will get overlooked due to ignorance. If you find one keep it. He’s dynamite in the sack.
Someone: Have you slept with Jake yet?
Stranger: No but I heard it’s small.
Someone: Average, but, he really knows how to work it in. I loved it.
by Luchador Vespucci October 5, 2020
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Jake

Jake is a hot and sexy dude that all the girls have a crush on. He is comfortable talking to the opposite gender and is chill in most situations. He is very outgoing and talented, and popular too. Jake is loyal and kind, but likes to innocently poke fun at people, especially cute girls.
Girl: "Dang! Jake is so hot and just amazing! I believe I have a crush on him."
by Yup, I'm THE king of simps October 20, 2020
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Jake

An aggressive young person who attempts to assert dominance over his peers by sniping them, he looks like b
Woah jake
by 97PoundRat June 17, 2020
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Jake

Jake is a sick lad he loves soccer and is sort of tiny
Oh... and hi Jake
Jake is a legend
by Makaio October 27, 2019
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