Jake

Someone that has the smallest penis and likes to rape little boys

“There goes Jake again”

by Jake likes boys October 12, 2018

Jake

A obnoxious person who thinks he has friends but he doesn't

Emma: how are you today lila?
Jake: Good
Lila: she was talking to me you dick

by HelloOhohohoh January 28, 2019

Jake

Attractive, but not worth the emotional rollercoaster he is sure to put you on.

You don’t want a Jake in your life.

by uUAV December 20, 2017

Jake

I guy that likes girls more after he breaks up with them. You can often find a Jake lying about his sexual history often too

Why does he keep going with his exes? He must me a Jake

by Suhhmandood July 28, 2017

Jake

A blonde pussy ass bitch

Fuck u jake

by Mnbvcxzasfdghjklpoiuytrewq January 31, 2018

Jake

One who is keen to sucking balls

That dude is such a Jake.

by xsvrampage March 23, 2009

Jake

Everything that is bad is 'A jake'

'Dude, you really jaked this up'
'that situation is jaketastic'
'dont be a jake'
'if you dont stop being such a jake'off I will punish fuck your dumper'

by Fagel May 4, 2008