jake

means you can lift heavy things but cant read books

Good job on that test...pause....not! What a jake.

by hizzl November 7, 2007

Jake

A nickname for the name Jacob, whereas Jacob means “Supplanter” A supplanter is one who wrongfully or illegally seizes and holds the place of another.

My friend's name is Jacob but I like to call him Jake. :3

by Gydro September 22, 2006

jake

a person who you can't help but love. he is shy at first, but you have to get to know him and he becomes an amazing person.

Man, i really wish i knew a jake!

by richgurl224 July 30, 2015

jake

Jake is argue that you will instantly love and want to get to know. Jakes care about you and always willing to help out.

Hi Jake!

by Horses r my life June 4, 2017

Jake

Entertainer

The house is a Jake's delight

by Charcharcharlie July 2, 2017

Jake

Jake is a rather elf like creature, with difficulty attracting the opposite sex. He spends a lot of his time sending nudes.

He often gets random errections.

Sam: ‘ Jake your winkie is popping up’

Jake: ‘ I know, it happens a lot...’

by Telitubby June 12, 2018

Jake

A useless whipped pathetic excuse for a man.
Often found asking girls to peg him

Look at the way that guy acts around girls, such a scared little bitch, what a Jake

by Palpamine November 15, 2018