Mark Janke

Dank ass gamer teacher, you betta hide yo bitch or he gon steal her from ya ass. my 'G' has the ability to straight up to steal yo bitch anytime anywhere, even if this man is dead you still betta hide yo hoe becuase he gon eat her up like some pasta.

Jacob: yo Sam whats up man

Sam: YOOOOO
Jacob: yo have you seen "Mark Janke"

Sam: Nah B

Jacob: Kk wait a sec whered the ABA go I think he just stole yo bitch!!
Sam: Ah shit here we go again!
Jacob: Wait oh no!
Sam: Oh Shit the TA is gone now!!
Jacob: DAMN IT!!
Jacob & Sam: FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK DAMN YOU MARK JANKE!!!!!!

by EPICZZZZJACOBUS/SAMUS January 13, 2020

Brad Janke

Brad Janke is just a Delight to be around, but makes a very mediocre Chili and Brisket. Despite that minor flaw, he is gregarious, firm in his beliefs, and deeply loyal to those he allows to be in his life. If you have a Brad Janke in your life you are a lucky individual!

We should all strive to be a Brad Janke.

by CDawg255 December 28, 2020

Kiss Jaenke Day

Every Saturday that has an osu game that comes before a browns game

“Yo what day is it”-Nate
“Obviously, Kiss Jaenke Day“ -Jacob

“Your right” - jack
😘

by Hanukkah Harry’s left nut October 7, 2023

to Johnkerry

To attempt to discredit or undermine a political opponent's military experience or service, particularly by focusing on minor or contentious aspects of their service record. This term references the 2004 presidential campaign where criticisms were levied against John Kerry’s Purple Heart awards and military service.

During the campaign, JD Vance tried to Johnkerry Tim Walz by focusing on undermining Walz’s military service instead of discussing specific policy matters.

by kylekulinskifan August 12, 2024

Jaan Jaanke

Jaan Jaanke is a punjabi phrase used to describe when an action deliberately happens and where the initiator of the action is purposely doing such action with full knowledge.

Mitran De Kol Di Tu Nangdi aa Kude Jaan Jaanke Haye Ni Jaan Jaanke
(Girl, you be passin by a N***a purposely)

by Nijashi May 8, 2024