A thing, a whatsit, a widget -- a thing with an otherwise unknown name in Richmond Virgina parlance. The origins are unclear although there is a Jahnke Rd. in Southside. Rhymes with yank.
"That jahnke on the bike that shifts gears doesn't work, it's acting stupid."
by Chris Hoover January 17, 2006
Most commonly a girl who wears as little clothing, and as much bra padding possible. She is excepcionally whore-ish, and sells her clothes on facebook.
"I saw this girl today, she was a total Skanky Jahnke."
by juicebox'd February 15, 2009