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Matt over there is a jahnke.
Jahnke by The_Tree December 20, 2007
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Skanky Jahnke 

Most commonly a girl who wears as little clothing, and as much bra padding possible. She is excepcionally whore-ish, and sells her clothes on facebook.
"I saw this girl today, she was a total Skanky Jahnke."
Skanky Jahnke by juicebox'd February 14, 2009

mr.jahnke 

A dick who thinks he’s everything but in reality he is jsut a man with a small penis and has nothing in his pants. Infact he is a she and stuffs his pants with Cotten balls because that’s the closest thing he’ll ever get to balls and he is a teacher who’s goal in life is to fail all his angel like kids!!
Aaron: bro mrs. Howard failed me on my history test!!!! (Grrr)
Callie : oh that witch she must be a mr.Jahnke
mr.jahnke by Lalalacallie November 27, 2017
Jahnelle is a very beautiful person, with many personalities. She is talented and is very creative. Jahnelle is not always a social butterfly but when around friends she’s is the funniest. Attractive; sweet; friendly; charming and a good listener is one of the many things to like about her. Boys can never get enough of her
Jahnelle
jahnelle by Jadekhat July 27, 2018
Jahnea is a real good looking female with an amazing body and an amazing personality. Can make a dark room bright up her smile and can have the most cutest laugh ever. Many girls might hate her because of her rocking body and the way she can make guys drowl when she passes by. Can be really quiet at first but can be a crazy, fun and extremely awesome to be with once you get to know her. Also an amazing dancer due to her body she can dance to anything and make it look hot.
Person 1: damn you see that girl over there with that fat ass?
Person 2: that must be jahnea.
Jahnea by _J-Are January 28, 2013

Junky Janker 

A Junky Janker will make any video known to man he also sounds like a cat, specifically a blue one, or that one kid from that was in that zombie show
"WOOAH HEY GAMERS IT'S ME JUNKY JANKER, and as you can probably tell I'm not home right now!"
Junky Janker by Waluigi69 July 22, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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