A thing, a whatsit, a widget -- a thing with an otherwise unknown name in Richmond Virgina parlance. The origins are unclear although there is a Jahnke Rd. in Southside. Rhymes with yank.
Most commonly a girl who wears as little clothing, and as much bra padding possible. She is excepcionally whore-ish, and sells her clothes on facebook.
A dick who thinks he’s everything but in reality he is jsut a man with a small penis and has nothing in his pants. Infact he is a she and stuffs his pants with Cotten balls because that’s the closest thing he’ll ever get to balls and he is a teacher who’s goal in life is to fail all his angel like kids!!
Aaron: bro mrs. Howard failed me on my historytest!!!! (Grrr)
Callie : oh that witch she must be a mr.Jahnke
Jahnelle is a very beautiful person, with many personalities. She is talented and is very creative. Jahnelle is not always a social butterfly but when around friends she’s is the funniest. Attractive; sweet; friendly; charming and a good listener is one of the many things to like about her. Boys can never get enough of her
Jahnea is a real good looking female with an amazing body and an amazing personality. Can make a dark room bright up her smile and can have the most cutest laugh ever. Many girls might hate her because of her rocking body and the way she can make guys drowl when she passes by. Can be really quiet at first but can be a crazy, fun and extremely awesome to be with once you get to know her. Also an amazing dancer due to her body she can dance to anything and make it look hot.
Person 1: damn you see that girl over there with that fat ass?
Person 2: that must be jahnea.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.