jahnkey

masturbating huddled over yourself in a bathroom stall on the floor, and using the liquid from the pimples on your acne covered face as lubricant for your hand-to-penis contact. Can also mean humping a girls leg and licking their toes at the same time.

I think I'm gonna go pull a jahnkey if I can't get laid at this party.

by Practiceblanket August 5, 2016

jahney

The dead set hottest girl you will ever come across if you do stumble across perfection and it has arms and legs I can guarantee you found her.

Best body and nicest girl going 👌

Jahney ya bitch

by Hanna Baker April 25, 2017

jankey-ass

A take on the word jankey, meaning messed-up, broken down, cheap, ghetto, busted, wrong, or fucked-up.

"Did you see that dude's jankey-ass teeth!?"

or

"Who does that jankey-ass bitch think she is?"

by JMilf August 5, 2008

jankey

Broke down
under constant repair
Faulted

"Look at that jankey ass car ridin on 4 donuts, with trashbags all in the backseat windows n shit."

by Wesso September 23, 2003

jankey

Adjetive. Anything that is beyond repair, of dubious quality, or otherwise without quality.

"Hey Jiba, what do you think of this drawing?"
"Man, that shit Jankey, dog, y'know-what-I'm-sayin?"

by Broke ass art student September 22, 2005

jahkeyse

Jahkeyse is one of the most funniest people in the world you will ever meet and he is a Huge Nicki Minaj Stan he also a handsome young man who can rap Who will be signed to Lil Waynes rap Label Young Money

Man Jahkeyse is So funny and He can rap wow I wish I was him to be honest

by Jahjah04 March 17, 2019

Jahney

Jahney is the nicest person you’ll ever meet but if you cross her she’ll become the biggest bitch you’ve ever met. Everyone loves Jahney and everyone wants to be her friend. Not only does Jahney have the biggest heart but she’s also very very pretty, and she doesn’t need makeup to make herself look good she’s naturally gorgeous. Jahney is also the greatest friend you’ll ever come across you can trust her with ANYTHING and EVERYTHING she’ll keep all your secrets and won’t tell a single soul. So if find this girl Jahney don’t ever break her heart or else you’ll instantly regret it because she’ll come back 10x better and hotter !!

girl #1: OMG !! who is that girl she’s so pretty !
girl #2: that’s jahney she’s the prettiest girl i know she’s also the greatest friend anyone can have!
girl #1: WHAT! i wanna be just like her she’s absolutely STUNNING!!

by jasmyne November 8, 2020