Jacobus

Sexy mf who loves potatoes, yuumi main but is a dog person. nikki. sup diff

Jacobus is the bestest persons ever, all hail king jacobus.

by HeroSalmon December 9, 2020

JACOBY

JACOBY

A PERSON OR THING THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE. SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH. SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF. ALMOST LIKE A DRUG THAT MAKES YOU FEELS GOOD.
THE WAY COOL HOST ON MTV! A REALLY HOT GUY THAT ALL THE GIRLS GOT TO GET WITH.

I WAS FEELING LIKE SHIT, THEN I TOOK A JACOBY AND HAVE FELT GREAT ALL DAY!

DID YOU SEE THAT JACOBY, I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THOSE!

I WAS HAVING A SHITTY DAY UNTIL I HUNG OUT WITH JACOBY.

by fuah666 February 28, 2009

Jacob Burns

Super sexy guy rollin' on 9"; probably the most perfect person on earth.

Jacob Burns has a massive dick

by Danielle Perez December 9, 2012

Team Jacob

Another one of the Twilight fandom's gay little ships. One who sides with Team Jacob will:
- Prefer Jacob over Edward
- Prefer Jacob with Bella
- Prefer werewolves over vampires

Team Jacob supporters tend to be less aggressive than the Team Edward supporter, though they are not a force to be dealt with.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 10, 2009

jacob black

Character in the Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer. Jacob Black is a werewolf. Bella wants to have his babies. 'nuff said.

This ship may be doomed, but we J/B shippers keep on shipping. Go figure.

Jacob Black: Does my being half naked bother you?
Fandom: Yes, take the other half off.

by ecoli!inthespinach October 2, 2007

jacobthru

7,6 demi god

person-hey look at that demi god jacobthru

by nunyourbizz September 6, 2021

the jacob

A wonderful morning cocktail consisting of Orange Juice, Grapefruit Juice, and Gin. Roughly 1:1 OJ and GJ plus Gin, tailor amount of gin to level of indvidual drinker.

Would you like anything to drink with breakfast? Yes, could I have the jacob please.

by Jacob_F May 12, 2007