A Jacob is someone who faps to a Covergirl commercial, Ellen, Opera, and anyone's mom. Beware, Jacobs have been known to prey on children and teenagers.
Girl 1: You remember Jake?
Girl 2: Ya, he dated me just to get close to my mom.
Girl 1: He's so weird. He's such a Jacob.
Girl 2: Ya, he dated me just to get close to my mom.
Girl 1: He's so weird. He's such a Jacob.
by Theginger_binger November 29, 2016
by HitDaMerasi October 15, 2016
Someone who believes that he is truly a god, although his sexual life may not be so great due to his lack of manhood, he makes up for it with his charming tone, strong accent and discussions about tea, history, and 1980's music
Person1: See that guy over there?
Person2: Yeah, what about him?
Person1: That's a Jacob
Person2: Woah
Person2: Yeah, what about him?
Person1: That's a Jacob
Person2: Woah
by canthandlemyhandle March 04, 2016
Jacob is gay af. He likes bbc's and big balls. He also have a very small dick, and he likes children.
by Bimmefar February 21, 2022
Jacob is a very fun, loving and VERY very gay guy, he really loves bum and really loves to kiss boys, he deffo be clapping men’s cheeks on a daily
by Pheonixdon December 25, 2019
"Oh shit its Jacob earthquake"
by Van213 June 20, 2019