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Jonged

To be a consultant who is cut out of a sly commission deal when the client and service provider get together directly.
Consultant: I've finally found a provider that can service all your requirements and cut a volume deal for you too.
Client: Oh it's OK, we're talking to them directly now so we don't need your help, I'll try for a discount though, thanks.
Consultant: Bugger and shit, Jonged again.
by The Celestial Architect August 28, 2021
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Kim Jong Un

Nuke Spammer
Dictator
Small pp
Fatass bitch
Thin lipped
Constantly squinting even though he wears glasses
Asshole
by Not-A-Real-Person January 4, 2025
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Choi Jong-In

the kind of man that's hot— both temperature and appearance wise. s-rank fire mage from the anime Solo Leveling. he also really likes wearing striped business suits for some reason... and he looks like aizen from bleach. also miu/merle is his n1 fan !! oshimaxxing lol
person 1: wow i watched solo leveling, what's the name of that red haired guy who looks like aizen?
person 2: his name is choi jong-in, also WHY DOES EVERYONE COMPARE HIM TO AIZEN?!?
by choimaxxer July 20, 2025
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Kumi Jong Orpu

A Czechian twitch streamer who plays numerous games whilst simultaneosly entertaining his audience. As of 3/11/25 he has a following of 1.1k and an average viewers of 15-20
Kumi Jong Orpu is a great twitch streamer who I love to watch.
by goatedgeo November 3, 2025
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Kim Jong Un's Dildo

A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.
Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?
by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024
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Jonged

it means to cockblock by any means whether verbal or non verbal and to destroy your opponent at all cost rendering him useless for the night
“ oh shit ! Alvin just got jonged again looks like he will have another lonely night
by Theinevitablesausage May 6, 2025
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Mak kim jong

a nickname for hendry wira, an ex for cyn and kat. a very straight person
ask mak kim jong to the pub, he wont go. such a straight person
by henkimmak November 28, 2021
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