Jibs Jones Jr 

Jibs Jones Jr is a pseudonym used by more than one person, an almost mythical character, he is known for keeping it real on a regular basis.

Caller: "Hello is Jibs Jones there?"
Answerer: "Jibs Jones!!!!!!! Jibs Jones!!!!!!! Jibs Jones Jr here. What up Jibs?"
C: "Are you keepin' it snoot?"
A: "Fo'really do am. You?"
C: "Yeah Buddy! Yeah Buddy! Yeah Buddy! Yeeeeaaahhhh Buddy!"

Jibs Jones Jr by Snack del Sneeze March 22, 2009

Danny Jones Syndrome 

A person who is naturally dumb/stupid or clumsy can be said to have Danny Jones Syndrome. The kind who accidently walks into things or drops important objects. Sounds naturally dopey when they talk. Name taken from the guitarist of British pop band McFly, who could be said to have the original Danny Jones Syndrome.

My Dad's such a 'tard, he forgot my Birthday again! He must have a case of Danny Jones Syndrome!

Danny Jones Syndrome by McMinorrrRocks April 13, 2009

Grumperson Jones 

An extremely grumpy, cranky, or unhappy individual.

Watch out, Greg is a Grumperson Jones today!

Grumperson Jones by Emily Jones-Parker July 28, 2010

Jim Jonesing

(v.) The act of poisoning someone's Kool-Aid.

Whenever someone makes Kool-Aid I worry about them Jim Jonesing us.

Jim Jonesing by EtaThetaRhoSigma October 4, 2013

Taiwan Jones 

To fail the fuck out ya midterm

college student 1: how'd u do on the test

college student 2: i stayed up real late the night before partying and probably taiwan jonesd it

Taiwan Jones by BigBadBuc October 20, 2017

Davy Jones Syndrome

Davy Jones Syndrome is best Described as the Other end of Love Blindness or Obsession, It is also the Terrible Aftermath of Large-Scale Goldigging or having a Camgirlfriend, For instance, If a Guy(We'll Call a "Davy") falls madly in Love with a Girl(We'll call a "Calypso"), and that Girl offers similar Affection, but at a price, Such as Money, Favours or Other Things, Sometimes the "Davy" offers the "Calypso" things and gives anything at the cost of their own Wellbeing and Health (Literally giving their Heart away, like Davy Jones),If the "Calypso" who is using the "Davy" gets what they want, they will then Leave or Ghost the "Davy" until they Lose interest, this doesn't usually happen, and the Poor soul who has been Used continues to try and talk to them or contact them, they then realise that and feel Betrayed and used, resulting to them feeling enraged and Angered, despising anyone who they associate with the "Calypso", this makes the "Davy" extremely hostile any new form of Love or Affection, because that "Calypso" was everything to them, If that "Calypso" reconciles with the "Davy" the Syndrome Ceases or is Nulled for a Perioid of Time, But it leaves the "Davy" at risk of doing everything they did before.

Lionel: "Did you hear that Emily Blocked Steve?"
Brian: "Yeah, He's not reacting well, he's acting as he'll Never Love Again"
Lionel: "Sounds like a Proper Case of Davy Jones Syndrome"

Davy Jones Syndrome by Minitru January 4, 2019

Gorilla Jones

Another word for a federal agent.

Fed: Hey, can I have your address?
Person: No thanks Gorilla Jones

Gorilla Jones by chief_hates_em March 21, 2021