Shitta Junkin'

When one opponent blows out another.

Bobby beat Thomas in a basketball game, it was a shitta junkin',

by Zacman jones May 29, 2008

dirty junkins

when your colon is on fire and you have to use all your sick days in three months

Also known as a case of the DJ'S

Tracy is calling out with a case of the Dirty Junkins

by NewsGal9 March 25, 2010

concert junkie

One who goes to many concerts

That dude is a complete concert junkie, he's been to at least 4 concerts this week.

by SamTheConcertWhore December 8, 2013

spill your junk

The act of blowing your load in or on some bitch.

Steve: Would you spill your junk inside that cum dumpster over there?
Matt: Dude, that whore is 87 years old.
Steve: Whatever, she's probably a good fuck.

by SprintTM June 22, 2009

message board junkie

A no-life loser who spends all his waking hours on an internet message board.

He'll flood the board, respond to almost every thread, and post dozens of times per day, just to see his name there.

He thinks he's clever, funny, and intelligent when he really isn't. He's just a dumb troll.
He'll try to create a persona of that of a successful happy person with a life, but he's really just a retarded freak who spends all day on his fat ass in front of computer chatting on a message board.

"Man, that idiot lives on this board...he's a message board junkie."

by killerjoe27 April 27, 2010

junk show

A person that is a walking disaster or that really needs to pull it together.

I was such a junk show because of my hangover, I couldn't get anything done.

by squishee August 14, 2006

junk trunks

Fitted Boxer Briefs. Extremely tight underwear that shows the definition of a guy's manhood (package).

I saw Scott walking around in his Junk Trunks and there was little left to the imagination.

by Fi-Tdot February 29, 2008