A tough lil guy that looks cute when happy, but if you mess with him, he has the ability to kill you while washing his kippa.
by US-IL February 17, 2025
Get the Israel cubemug. When someone (group) reclaims there home and/or property (this can include native languages), and revitalizes it. This occurs in spite of tremendous violence and/or targeting of the person (people).
by Shaylene January 8, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. To Israel something is to steal it with confidence, defend it with passion, and act shocked when anyone calls you out.
It’s not theft — it’s “ancestral rights.”™
It’s not theft — it’s “ancestral rights.”™
"He walked into the club like he owned it. Didn’t pay cover, took over the aux, and kicked out the DJ. Full Israel mode."
by israeled22 August 24, 2025
Get the Israelmug. A Creative Fashion Designer, Author, and Future actor, known for Inventing new styles in the Fashion Industry.
by kally O March 21, 2025
Get the Israel McCorklemug. Term used by hip modern humanitarians on Twitter/X that totally don't hate Jews. So, they would never say someone "Jewed" them. They say "Israeled" them instead. Nazis marching in Charlottesville chanted "Jews will not replace us". They would say "Zionists will not Israel us". Totally different. "Jewing" was something bad outdated racists used to say to refer to stingy/cheap Jews, or just Jews screwing you over generally as 9/10 racists agree Jews are always doing and plotting toward as a global cabal. People figured out this was racist AF tho, so now you have to say Israeled to mean THOSE PEOPLE are all thieves instead, which is at least 0-1% more mask on with its racism. Plus your Twitter followers might think you know something about geopolitics rather than just hating Jews, which you do, and that's a neat bonus.
Two modern humanitarians that totally don't hate Jews talking about how best to free Palestine:
Terminally online person 1: I just came up with a final solution for the Je... Zionist problem.
Terminally online person 2: Bro, you just Israeled Hitler out of his well deserved credit.
Terminally online person 1: That's antisemitic AF
Terminally online person 2: I said you Israeled him, not that you Jewed him. We're talking about Zionists anyhow, right?
Terminally online person 1: Oh my bad. I identify as a hyper-marxist anti-fascist anti-racist, and that sounded kinda in racist for a second. Anyway have you seen these crazy Talmud quotes and these funny hats? The Zionists will not Israel us, that's for sure.
Terminally online person 1: I just came up with a final solution for the Je... Zionist problem.
Terminally online person 2: Bro, you just Israeled Hitler out of his well deserved credit.
Terminally online person 1: That's antisemitic AF
Terminally online person 2: I said you Israeled him, not that you Jewed him. We're talking about Zionists anyhow, right?
Terminally online person 1: Oh my bad. I identify as a hyper-marxist anti-fascist anti-racist, and that sounded kinda in racist for a second. Anyway have you seen these crazy Talmud quotes and these funny hats? The Zionists will not Israel us, that's for sure.
by GlippityGlopGlop January 25, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. It's what happens when you decided to share something you own with your downtrodden friend who's getting beaten up by a big bully. Then that friend beats the crap out of you, takes the thing you decided to share and then tells everyone how you're trying to steal his property.
Spongebob: this chocolate bar is mine, you ate yours."
Patrick: You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve.
Narrarator: Spongebob just got Israeled.
Patrick: You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve.
Narrarator: Spongebob just got Israeled.
by Terries December 26, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. by Gnomeowar December 27, 2023
Get the Israeledmug.