infinite job

see eternal job and ghost job

(gregorian chanting)
the infinite job

“An infinite job of passion can be contained in one minute, like a crowd in a small space.”

― Gustave Flaubert
“The more you approach the infinite job, the deeper you penetrate terror”

― Gustave Flaubert's: The Eternal Job

by jobfromthebiblelol January 1, 2012

Infidelophobia

The hatred, coercion, intimidation and relentless persecution and harassment of Jews, Christians and anyone not Muslim, forcing others to comply with involuntary acts by use of force or threats of violence or assault, all the while proclaiming Islam as God’s law.

The Muslim across the road suffers from infidelophobia.

by AUSSIEINFIDEL February 8, 2018

Infinitesimal

1) Defined as the reciprocal of infinity (1/infinity), if you say that pico and nano are "next to nothing", then infinitesimal has his cock up nothing's arse.
2) Just really, REALLY fucking small.

1) The reciprocal graph's distance from its asymptote gets infinitesimal, but they never meet.
2) The amount of homework I've done this evening lolololol

by Itz Rob May 16, 2018

infinitely negative iq

People who are beyond stupid and are just oblivious to anything. They do the most mindless things ever. They don’t know how to function at all. They can’t even do the simplest things to help their own team. They suck at every game they touch and they should never play a video game again.

“Holy crap that guy has infinitely negative iq“
“How is it possible to have infinitely negative iq?”
“What is she doing? she must have infinitely negative iq”
“Man the people on roblox imposter have less than infinitely negative iq”

by Thatsprettysus September 29, 2020

Halo Infinite

The best recent mainline Halo other than mcc

Chad 1: let’s play some Halo Infinite

Chad 2: hell yeah
Chad 3: they gotta fix store though

by Eyemem January 6, 2022

infiniare

A person with un-limited funds. Some poor bastard sitting in his mansion with so much money he doesn't know what to do with himself!

I wish that stupid bastard would share the wealth! What does he care he's an infiniare!

by graemebilly January 13, 2007

infinity dutch

A dutch meant to be used to roll into a blunt, however possessing no end on the leaf where it can be peeled. The roller often continually turns and turns it looking for the end before turning to the other side, or cracking a new as it is deemed an Infinity Dutch.

"What the fuck is taking you so long you rook"

"Its a fucking infinity dutch, get in the car."

by Ridgefields Finest November 12, 2007