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Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence

Using big words to sound smart.

Someone may use this to express how smart they are to a colleague, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or even your boss.
Jack: Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.
by The Evit One October 28, 2010
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certified intellectual

1. A college graduate of Liberal Arts from an accredited university.

2. Someone possessing a Bachelor's, Master's, or Doctorate Degree in anthropology, archeology, foreign language, geo-politics, history, philosophy, psychology, political science, religion, sociology, ect.

3. One who can articulate their thoughts and ideas through a well-written essay or speech but cannot apply any of it to real life situations.

4. A person all the architects, biologists, chemists, computer scientists, engineers, physicists, ect., think are fools and should to be applying themselves to a career/major that's actually productive and not a waste of time and money.

5. Someone who thinks an idea such as Indian Giving is a good idea.

6. A politician.

7. A party pooper.
Is Dennis coming to the party?

Parties bore Dennis because he's a certified intellectual. He's probably reading The Prince or The Communist Manifesto again...
by Hcet Ainigriv April 17, 2009
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Incollingo

The most authentic italian name of all time. The second choice for the family name in the story line The Godfather. Only good looking, true italians inherit such a wonderful name. Double meaning; BOSS.
Mario Incollingo is the biggest boss known to man.
by Vincent Corleone April 21, 2009
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faux-intellectual

a douche on a futile endeavor for originality who BELIEVES that they are the only one capable of perceiving the satire in obviously atrocious situations.
jennifer lopez: hey did that dick just make fun of your example for a word on urban dictionary because its so redundant?

me: yeah hes a faux-intellectual
by NXN March 27, 2011
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Incellunicado

To be incommunicado because your cellphone is turned off or in a dead zone.
I called Ted, then remembered he was at the movies and actually does go incellunicado when the thing on the screen tells him to turn his cellphone off.
by insightstraight January 18, 2011
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intellectual boner

1. when you suddenly get a boner while thinking hard about something
2. when you get a boner when a smart and/or good-looking girl answers a question in class.
1. One year, when I was filing my taxes, I got an intellectual boner.
2. She always answers questions in class and I get an intellectual boner.
by Awesomeness19 October 2, 2012
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Intellification

(Noun)-derived from Personification

1. The attribution of intellectual traits and notions, to characters or objects not capable of understanding.
2. To intellify.
The alien species realized their intellification, upon first contact with new civilization.

The MIT prodigy realized how much he intellified his family at Thanksgiving.
by William K. January 15, 2013
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