hampton florida

The white trash capital of Bradford County Florida. Where the girls only occupation is keeping their legs open.

I live in Hampton Florida.

by Truth and logic December 28, 2016

Florida Fedora

The Florida Fedora is when a man poops on top of a female's head (creating the hat), and then ejaculates on top of it (creating a fashionable fedora feather).

The Florida Fedora Vinny gave to that girl last night looks very stylish.

by Injong August 31, 2017

Florida Pelican

The plastic flamingo which people (usually in southern states) put in their lawns

Person 1: Hey look at that Florida Pelican.
Person 2: The what?

by ElectricMoose69 February 05, 2021

florida theo

Fuck theo Christopher

fuck florida theo

by Florida theo April 01, 2019

Florida Vibrator

When you are hitting it in the seat and she farts.

Man I was going to town on the seat and my girl gave me a Florida Vibrator.!

by assajjventress November 22, 2015

Florida Breezer

A Florida Breezer is when you are chillin' at home with your friends and let a nice hot fart out in front of a fan that was cooling everyone down in the room. The fan than redirects your gases toward all the people you are across from. Best done when the fan is in the "turning" mode to maximize the spread.

Man we were all coolin' at Rick's smokin' some weed when he gave us all a Florida Breeze!

Fat Jenny tried to hit us with a Florida Breezer but we grabbed the fan and pushed that shit-wind back at her!

Last night my bitch gave me a Mexican Blowjob So I gave her a Flo-beezy the next day.

by eMM October 23, 2012

Florida Forklift

When you pick up a girl using your dick while having vaginal sex

I wanted to try a Florida Forklift with Janet but I forgot my Viagra

by Creamster May 19, 2021