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@Ivepinksoutsold / Julissa is the LARGEST WHALE SPECIE to ever exist 😳

Blink : Isnt the biggest whale specie a blue whale?

Ratmy : No its Julissa / @ivepinkoutsold

by baemonpinkoutsold July 24, 2023

Saint Ivel

Named after the British brand of powdered milk 'St Ivel Five Pints'. This describes a lady who is so challenged in the beauty department a man needs to consume five pints of beer before finding her attractive enough to sleep with.

Bob was not very enamoured of the attractiveness of the ladies in the bar. However after a few pints he noticed one that was a Saint Ivel and busted a move on her.

by craftyscouser September 27, 2010

St Ives

A seaside town in deepest Cornwall. Permanently blocked up with traffic at all times of the year, it is full of drunken tourists.

St Ives is where people queue up for 4 hours just to use the public toilets

by smitho111 October 1, 2023

I've got the white and the green

White stands for cocaine and green stands for weed.

Steve: Hey do you have anything to make this party fun?
Pauly: yeah I've got the white and the green.

by Mickler the great April 28, 2015

I've never seen two pretty best friends

Never have never will.

i've never seen two pretty best friends bro. One of them always gotta be ugly.

by never ever seen them November 23, 2020

I've got diarrhea

The gay version of "It's that time of the month" to get out of having sex.

Gay 1: Cmon baby, let me slip it in your shit pit
Gay 2: Not tonight, I've got diarrhea

by Kompress0r June 14, 2021

St ives High School

St ives high school is a school who likes to spend the government funding on sandstone bricks instead of using it to get some fucking better utilities

Construction worker: "Hey for the school should we use the funding from the government to make the bathrooms not smell like absolute shit?"
Mr Watson: "NO, get more sandstone bricks."

Construction worker: "But we could use that funding for..."
Mr Watson: "We need more sandstone bricks."
St ives high school also has a bunch of faggots ripping stigs in the bathroom

by Mr Watson February 8, 2022