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pants apples

Balls/nuts. Balls are round like apples, and they're in the pants (usually), hence pants apples.
Joe has some huge pants apples!
Twilight sucked pants apples.
You called Ms. Stevens a bitch? You've got some pants apples.
by 2 camels in a tiny car January 5, 2011
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mumble pants

when your pants are so tight you can see a womans lips move
hey mumble pants i can see your lips moving but i can't hear what you are saying
by skeeter April 8, 2004
mugGet the mumble pantsmug.

Yoga Pants

Pants that make anyone look like they have an ass.
"Damn when did Jillian get an ass".
"She doesn't, its just the yoga pants".
by Effing Dbag October 4, 2010
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Wears the pants

1. Refers to the person in charge.
2. The phrase stems from the time of patriarchy when men went out and worked to provide for their families while women tended the home. Men wore pants while women were more likely to wear dresses. The men of that time were seen as the leaders of their families.
3. An insult to one memember of a relationship, usually the male, who has lost or willingly given the majority of control of the relationship to the other.
Ben: Hey, what happened to Joe? His phone rang and the next thing I know he was gone.

Jake: Oh that would have been his wife Donna calling and telling him to come home and put his dishwashing skirt on. She wears the pants in that house.
by Justaineer December 19, 2008
mugGet the Wears the pantsmug.

Pants Time

The time of day that comes before snack time and after nap time.
"Nap time comes before pants time, not after."
by Keynon June 6, 2005
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Pants Jump

The epic jump one makes when they are pulling up their pants.
"Dude, your ass crack is showing."
*jumps while pulling up pants*"PANTS JUMP!"
by pantsjump March 30, 2010
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Asshole pants

A person who acts like a jerk all day long, is wearing their asshole pants.
Everything seems to be bothering Tomas today. He must be wearing his asshole pants!
by DJug July 26, 2019
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