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Israel Defense Forces

Literally the best army in the world. Assembled from 3 branches - air, sea and land, it is the most powerful military in the middle east, and one of the most powerful in the world. The IDF has won every single one of the 7 wars it has fought since its establishment in 1948.
"Man how I love seeing the Israel Defense Forces operate. They are so cool!"
by Sdag327 December 28, 2023
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Israelitis

An infection in which a cabal of miniature, gummy bear sized Jews lay eggs in your ears, and speak hypersonic yiddish causing mental impairment. They may burrow to expand their synagogue. When the Jewlet eggs hatch, the host experiences an immediate urge to circumcise themselves with the nearest sharp object.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.
1) P1: Fuck man, I keep missing my pool shots this table must be broken.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.
by Dr. Not A. Nazi May 19, 2024
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Ben-Israel

People who have the last name Ben-Israel, tend to be heart warming people, who care for others, they struggle with many problems on the inside but still tend to be there when others need a shoulder to cry on. They are gorgeous and have the most amazing features but when they look in the mirror they can’t help but be filled with disgust. Look out for this person because when the world is ending, they’ll be running to find you and protect you.
Their last name is Ben-Israel.
by anonymous August 19, 2024
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Israeled

The ability to achieve amazing results given very difficult conditions.
Bill israeled the ski race course even though it was very windy.
by anonymous January 17, 2024
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Israel is not stolen

People say Israel is stolen because they hate the Jews owning land, literally Israel existed before Palestine, before Islam was a real religion, the Islamic regime stole Israel from the Jews, after the Jews were exiled by the Romans, Palestine is not mentioned once in the Koran but Israel is (But for Jews, not Muslims), and they should realize Palestinian is not an ethnicity, it never was, it's a nationality the actual land belonged to the Jews, since 3000 years ago, Judaism and Christianity formed there this is the truth the leftist media wants to hide.

For more information look up Conservapedia, and search for Israel and Palestine.

Free Palestine From Islam (the territory) (Make it part of Israel)
Israel is not stolen when people say GRRR I HATE I ISRAEL THEY STOLE IT FROM THE MUSLIMS!!!!

You should know Israel came way before Palestine, It is not mentioned in the Koran once, the Muslims just stole it from the Jews by invading it, they have no claim to the land.
by Death To Islam October 23, 2024
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israel

uhm. huh? ion think dat exists lol
a moment of silence for israel.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wwow,
by MR, SMD junior November 25, 2023
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Israeled

The act of returning something to its original condition. To restore, rebuild and rededicate.
Following the Maccabean Revolt against the Seleucid empire, the Second Temple was Israeled and became the religious pillar of the Jewish Hasmonean Kingdom, as well as culturally associated with the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah.
by OneIngloriousBasterd December 28, 2023
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