Israeled

When someone fights your battle for you.
The entire free world was being threatened by savage terrorists when they were Israeled and no longer had to fight, since Israel defeated the terrorists themselves, at great cost to themselves.
by Truth to Power 2 January 15, 2024
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israel

some one who likes men
i would never consider my self to be an israel. they have really dirty mouths.
by allhailL June 23, 2024
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Israel

a fucking dumbass stolen country that deserves to rot, anyways FREE PALESTINE!
Ummm what’s Israel??
by HEZBOALLAH April 2, 2024
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israeled

Israeled is defined as thanklessly saving lives.
Yahya Sinwar was Israeled when they successfully operated his brain tumor.

Turkey was Israeled in 2011 and 1999 when more than 430 search and rescue teams set up a field hospital after the earthquakes and delivered more than 15 cargo planes with hundreds of tons of humanitarian aid.

18-year-old Gazan, Shahad, was Israeled Sept 2023 when she got the same pacemaker as Netanyahu for free through the Save A Child's Heart Foundation.
by genius-minded January 5, 2024
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Israel

Israel is a democratic state were jewish people and Arabic live in peace, but scared from the Palestinian threat. This is the only democratic state in the middle East, with good education to both Arabs and Jews. There are Arabic people governing with the Jewish people on that land. Muslims work at respectful jobs like doctors, lawyers and so on. Israel is the only place in the middle East that has pride parades, and the tel aviv pride parade is the largest in Asia. Israel is the only Jewish state, and the only state the Jewish community is actually safe in because nazis try to kill Jewish people in modern westernized countries (like France where a pro Palestinian waited on the doorstep of a Jewish woman and injured her badly, and the USA where those nazi fucks killed a jew.) Israel is also a land of reach history for the Jewish people.
"How nice it is to spread love in Israel"
"How fun it is to live in Israel
" Israel is under attack'
by Factsforpeace November 12, 2023
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Israel

A definition to describe someone has stole or take ur stuff that u let it borrow
Mahmud: hey Abdul have u see my pen?
Abdul:john Israeled ur pen!
John:Come on guys its not me
Abdul:i saw u take Mahmud's pen to home yesterday now admit
John:okay okay i Israeled Mahmud's pen
by anonymous December 10, 2023
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Israeling

to Israel / Israeling / being Israeled
Has nothing to do with Jews. That is the point.

Definition: Fucking somebody up in hard to pin down ways, for the sole purpose of making them snap and clap back in a very visible way, so you can use that as a “reason” (“punishment”) to openly fuck them up even more because everyone (mainly the rubes) will blames them too and side with you.

It is more advanced than the regular reverse bullying that is popular among narcissistic tyrants nowadays, because it adds Machiavellian intentional evilness to it.
(You can replace Jenny and Alan by any people, countries, or other entities where it fits.)

Jenny: I want that chair!
Alan: But it’s been assigned to me.
Jenny: Drops boogers and spit onto Alan’s chair each time he’s sitting down and nobody but Alan is looking
Alan: Accidentally sat on the nasty; and gets more and more angry each time.
This happens about 20 times.
Alan: Flips out, stands up, tells her to stop it and knocks her down.
Jenny: Alan’s being mean again!
Teacher/Manager/Politician: Alan! You again! You’re out! Go think about what you just did!
Jenny: Can I sit there now? I can see better.
Teacher/manager/politician: Sure, Jenny, my innocent little angel!
Jenny: Smug smile
Carl: But Teacher/manager/politician! Jenny’s Israeling him!
Jenny: You just hate me! You always hated me(… I’ve decided).
Teacher/manager/politician: Carl, you better stop that now, or you’re out too!
Jenny: Chooses Carl as her next victim, to feel even more grand.
Carl: Don’t Israel me! I see what you’re doing!
by Evi1M4chine July 5, 2025
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