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ipod

the same thing as a Creative Zen in all respects except it looks a little cooler and costs twice as much.
-hey i got my 60 gig Ipod ofr just $500!

-you dumbass, I got my 60 gig zen for $250!
by green phantom February 26, 2005
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iPod

a musical device which is the top fashion accessory, though WILL break several times and 'get on ur tits'.
On purchasing an iPod, you are garanteed to have a set of headphones that WILL break within several weeks.
this results in frustration, and a decrease in penis size.
"dude my weiner is shrinking!"

"get ur iPod fixed"

"nah, it'll just break again"
by Rube July 19, 2005
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ipot

an irc idiot wannabe coder who couldn't code him/her-self out of a wet paper sack with holes in it.

Based on the name of an irc user (ipot) who was constantly insisting that everyone give him code without trying to code for himself. Has now become synonymous with all users of the same caliber.
<Joe Moron> you're all such a bunch of elitist dweebs... you don't write codez for anybody.
<Joe Moron> help me now and give me codez!
<Jane Coder> Joe, don't be such an ipot... go read the manual and /try/ to learn how to code. We won't write code /for/ you, but we /will/ help you to write your own code.
by Talisman2 March 15, 2011
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iPod Wizard

A program to make your iPod have custom graphics, fonts and strings on it.
I used iPod Wizard to make my iPod teh pwn
by Wi_not_WiFi April 22, 2005
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Ying tong iddle I po

Coined by The Goon Show, Ying tong iddle I po can be used as an affirmation or an exclamation.
"Harry, could you lend us that hammer?"
"Ying tong iddle I po!"

"Gad! Someone has fallen down the well!"
"Ying tong iddle I po, we must help him!"
by Oliver White January 12, 2009
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ipod sex

The simultaneous use of an ipod by two people, whereby one of the participants uses the designated right earbud and the other participant the left.
I hear Julie and Mike are having unprotected ipod sex; Don't they know they could pass an ear infection that way!
by Byron Smith January 11, 2006
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iPod

I bought one of these with my saved money. iPods are a waste of space on earth.

1. It holds more songs than anyone will ever own in their lives.
2. It says 12 hour battery life, but lasts for dick hours
3. Limited rechargeable battery - there are only a certain amount of charges you can use and then you have to pay a bazillion dollars for a new god damn battery.
4. Covering scratches easily, and if you don't want the screen to look like a cat was trying to find drugs in it, you have to buy a 50 dollar rubber case that yellows with time.
5. So overpriced for such a piece of shit. $420.00 CDN for it alone, and then a 3-year warranty which bumped it up to $508.00.

Seriously. Go die, Apple.
"Holy crap, you have an iPod! That's so cool! How many songs does it hold?"
"Five thousand."
"How many do you have on it?"
"About 200."
"Why the shit did you get a 20 GB then"
"........I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you"
by lindsay the gangster June 10, 2005
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