Impact blow

Michigan slang for inexplicable tire failure, usually offered as a unsatisfying excuse.

"Dude, how did the trailer get a flat tire??"
"It was an impact blow!"

by StockyTurd November 29, 2017

4th-impacticitis

A new virus that has infected millions of people around the world. Symptoms include watching 4th Impact YouTube videos over & over again, checking every 2 minutes for news updates in the internet, tweeting all day and all night, insomnia, brain fog, laughing & crying at the same time, etc. No known cure at this time. Research studies are ongoing to find a cure for this disease.

Boss: Ann Anne, what is going on, why r u always tired ? And ur coming to work late everyday? Me: I'm sick. I have 4th-impacticitis.

by Ann Anne October 14, 2016

dead on impact

An obscure show with wacky characters. They all love coming for each other's throats any chance they are given. Hopefully it'll get better by Season 2.

Yooo Did you see the new episode of Dead On Impact?
Yeah, hopefully Diaz will confess to Isaac this episode!
Oh you know that'll never happen, they just have him there for "representation"

by DaddyPomegranate December 18, 2020

Impact Media Branding

Is a Digital Marketing & Advertising Agency that helps small to mid-size companies develop impactful brands and implement successful strategies that help them complete with global brands online. From strategy to design to creating a uniquely branded experience that connects your customers with your company, we know that your brand is the most important part of your business. We develop unique visual identities that are smart, elegant and impactful. Impact Media Branding has created powerful brands by combining CREATIVITY with COMMUNICATION. We're passionate about making your brand stand out from the crowd by building understanding, relationships and trust. Do you want your brand to stand out? You need trendy, attractive design and digital marketing strategies that will make an impact on your audience. Impact Media Branding is the right place for you.

I love using Impact Media Branding for my business!

by Crissywa1 November 22, 2021

Genshin Impact

A forbidden game which when played, instantly adds 50 kilograms of fat on your body and generates a fatal allergy to grass. Playing Genshin Impact puts the gamer at a huge risk of losing their father or sometimes both parental figures Genshin Impact is simialar to league of legends and other various anime-related video games which have the same effects on any life forms.

"Sorry son, i cant stay here because you are playing Genshin Impact"

by DuckWithToast May 21, 2023

Genshin Impact

Debt disguised as an anime game.

person 1: you wanna play genshin impact?
person 2: no, i don't feel like losing all my money today

by Nic0981323 March 5, 2023

Genshin Impact

Genshin Impact™ is a game designed by the Chinese Communist party for the sole purpose of convincing morbidly obese unfunny American band students to blow their entire savings on 3D rendered breasts and inevitably get fuck all thus preventing said weeabo americans from ever breeding and thus wiping out the shower avoidant twats from the face of the earth.

Player : "Ah fuck I lost the 50/50 in Genshin Impact™ again. Well I'll go back to fapping to literal drawings of children and browsing r/goodanimememes."

by hutaolover🥺 January 14, 2023