Popularised by the life and times of internet celebrity hypnotic4502, "hypnotic" is slang for a 35+ year old male who is going absolutely no where in life and, due to this, spends the majority of his time on the internet.
Common traits of "hypnotics" include: having horrible taste in music, having an internet girlfriend (who dumps him within the month for being clingy), and writing essay length trolls that nobody reads on various subjects such as religion.
Common traits of "hypnotics" include: having horrible taste in music, having an internet girlfriend (who dumps him within the month for being clingy), and writing essay length trolls that nobody reads on various subjects such as religion.
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A general insult, meaning an all powerful, sleepless nutter. Can sometimes be found wearing a Pirate Costume in Cosplay and LARP games.
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Lawyers to get rich especially in a legally bound relationship where one partner is infected with, contracts, acquires or comes down with said disorder. This disorder has no incubation period. Immediately your partner will have a complete disregard for your needs and immediately you have a green light to cheat like lance Armstrong.
“When a person steals your SO (significant other), there is no better revenge than to let them keep them”
Lawyers to get rich especially in a legally bound relationship where one partner is infected with, contracts, acquires or comes down with said disorder. This disorder has no incubation period. Immediately your partner will have a complete disregard for your needs and immediately you have a green light to cheat like lance Armstrong.
“When a person steals your SO (significant other), there is no better revenge than to let them keep them”
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