mega overlord of hyper autism

The man with the most hyper autism.

Man, he rode a bike into he moving car! HE'S THE MEGA OVERLORD OF HYPER AUTISM

by Mega Overlord of Hyper Autism November 30, 2017

Super Hyper Medallion Gay

To be flamboyant in one's homosexuality. Originally coined by Cheung Chang, Raddy, and Seamus in 2003 at the Great Entertainer.

1). Damn, the way he dances is Super Hyper Medallion Gay

2). That Cibik is Super Hyper Medallion Gay

by Stan Kroll December 2, 2004

Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS)

UHSPS is defined as a supernatural power and condition where a male produces an insurmountable quantity of precum. Most people will think it’s normal, however only those with UHSPS know that the amount in which they precum is anything but natural. Those with UHSPS usually experience the need for multiple underwear changes through the day and potentially public exposure as the amount will seep through multiple layers on underwear and pants. This phenomenon also begins at the initial thought of sex or arousal before the penis is fully erect, thus those with UHSPS can active their UHSPS with just the thought of their UHSPS. Those with UHSPS also are said to believe that lubrication is a foreign concept because they produce their own naturally. This makes those with UHSPS often sought out after by partners for their natural born gift of self-lubrication. Currently, there is no cure for UHSPS

Did you spill something your pants?

Oh no, that’s just my pre-cum I have Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS).

When my ex was giving me a blowjob, he complained, “Sooooo leaky...” due to my UHSPS because he is a little bitch that doesn’t know what’s good for him.

by The Precum Power Rangers June 10, 2020

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE LOVE HYPER X3 SHIP

The Super Happy Go Go Love Love Hyper X3 Ship is the chosen mode of transport for the universes ultimate crime fighting force the SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE. The The Super Happy Go Go Love Love Hyper X3 Ship can transport the police to any kind of emergency from some gooks being harrased or some urgent deliveries of hentai to clients that need imediate relief.

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by Fred Bloggs the 3rd March 26, 2005

Hyper Jelqing

The art of continuously pulling on one's penis to create tiny microfiber tears in the penal region to gain anywhere from 10 inches to the length of the universe over an unending period of time at speeds exceeding mach 10!!!!

Charles: "I have just begun my Hyper Jelqing session and I have already gained 20 feet to my dick"
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.

by Sketchy white van 69 December 6, 2024

hyper bisexual

Avidly seeks sexual adventures with men and women.

My roommate is so hyper bisexual he has three cock rings.

by Larn April 21, 2018

Hyper-fan-ness

When a person obsesses about one celebrity per week so much so that he/she believes that he or she is actually similar to that celebrity

For example: Watching interviews and concerts from past-century/decade of Illayaraja non-stop for hours leading to singing and behaving like him, i.e., hyper-fan-ness.

by A-SGG January 8, 2012