Heiness

A title given to, or used in addressing, a person of royal rank who is utterly odious}, wicked, or evil.
Typically used by salty, illiterate plebes to refer to their intellectual superiors when their grammar or spelling is corrected.

Derived from highness and heinous.

"You can couch surf at my place, unless you're planning on staying in swishy hotel for princesses."

"Ahh, was there ever a question?"
"Of course not, my royal heiness".

"Highness? Heinous? "
"Heiness...fucking, spelling nazi. Enjoy your hotel. 😡 "

by spacebanana July 27, 2019

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hoeintwo

When a female is so streched she can easyly fit 2 cocks in 1 oraface (any one of them)

"You can stick both you cocks in my ass, it doesnt hurt."

by Ricky Harris October 5, 2003

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Heineken brush

A paint brush that has been attached to a long pole usually with gaffa tape to enable the decorater to reach high places. Coined by Derek Edwards after the long running Heineken advert, 'Heineken the beer that reaches parts other beers can't'.

'the step ladders broken so I'm going to have to make a Heineken brush to paint the ceiling'

by jester stw August 25, 2008

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Heiney darts

Anal sex - heiney meaning posterior with the penis being the dart and the anus being the bullsey.

- Wow, look at that perfect ass!
- Ya, I wouldn't mind playing a few rounds of heiney darts with her.

by Heiney darts world champion November 13, 2011

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heinously anus

The greatest sware in history! Used to describe something so foul and wicked that the word "heinous" is not strong enough to match. The word was first used by AVGN in his Dark Castle Review.

Bob: What did you think of the movie?
David: I hated it. It was the most heinously anus film I ever had the displeasure to lay my eyes on!

by _somedoot_ August 12, 2018

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