Humpty Dumptus

The act of performing a number two; a dump; relieving one's bowels

I will be back, I must go perform a humpty dumptus

by TW1ST3R November 28, 2012

humpty dumptress

a girl with an egg shaped face, usually with a chin that drips into her neck

Lisa Lampanelli? That humpty dumptress with no chin? Yeah-- I always get her mixed up with Chaz Bono.

by bacardehali August 1, 2012

humpturbate

The act of humping your bed in a form of quick masturbation.

I humpturbated last night.

by Generic Brony January 1, 2014

Humphrey Suit

Wearing nothing on bottom while wearing clothing up top, a la Australia's favourite children's character Humphrey B Bear, who wore a vest, a tie and a hat, but no pants.

"When the Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking, I like to answer the door in my Humphrey Suit."

by Fuzzybricker October 20, 2014

humphie

the description of acting as a humph

humph --> being rude and obnoxious with murderous tendencies

"Jomaa was acting like a humphie last night when he killed Sylvia in 3 seconds"

by Pablo West January 5, 2017

humphris

An amazing hot dude who is friend swith si and loves to party

Humphries I'd lit as humphris

by The flying reinderr April 6, 2017

Humptruck

When a man sticks his penis in a truck.

When someone dry humps a truck.

Jerry stop humptrucking! The driver is coming back!

by RankiRonki April 15, 2017