Human Charcuterie Board

When a ladies ample breasts are adorned with meats and cheese for one to partake in while having sexual intercourse.

Murph Turf was hungry during sex so his partner told him to use her chest as a human charcuterie board.

by The New Murph Turf September 14, 2021

Kinky Human

That one homo-sapien that’s just absurdly kinky. If a kink exists, they will most likely have it.

An ordinary human: “Dude that kinky human is so kinky”
Another human: “They probably have every kink to exist”

by AnOrdinaryHuman February 15, 2021

Most fucking perfect human being alive

The most fuckin perfect human being alive is scientifically proven to be eve fisher

Guy 1: wow my girlfriend is so gorgeous shes the most fucking perfect human being alive
Guy 2:Really??
Guy 1:Ya shes such an eve fisher

by Mygyaldemisfineaf June 8, 2019

human ashtray

Serving as a waste receptacle for superior beings.

Don't bother with him, he is a mere human ashtray

by Dominant smoker June 28, 2010

Human rights

The thing people in the Netherlands have way too much of

Eyy you got human rights?
No I’m not Dutch.

by PotatMuffin August 16, 2021

Human

*Humans are the parasites of this world, they screw up everything, are stupid and far overrated, they keep fucking and getting children and expanding but kill other creatures when there are to many.

*Humans are the parasites ~Andrew Ryan

by Andrew Ryan is back April 30, 2010

Human

an inferior species that lives mainly on planet earth

hey look! those stupid humans are trying to get into space!

by i dunno April 23, 2003