Jacob Hughes

A fat piece of shit lagger who thinks he’s peng when in reality no one would ever want to get with him.

‘Look at that ugly cunt over there.‘
‘Who’s that’
‘Jacob Hughes’

by MorganMeadowsHater April 17, 2020

face-hugger

Really creepy sexual partner who wants to bear/sire a child at the first opportunity, tries cleaving to someone who is not interested, and if a kid is conceived and born promptly loses interest in it. In short, a bit of a psycho. After the critter in the Alien movies.

I don't know what Alice ever say in Mark. Now she's trying to offload little Gary onto him. She must be a face-hugger.

by Fearman June 15, 2007

huge

An adjective used to describe things that are epic, powerful, motivational, awe-inspiring, or amazing.

Ned: Oh gosh, look at that sunset.
Betsy: Woah, its huge!

Jim: Did you hear that breakdown?
Frank: Yeah, it was soooooo huge!

Samuel: do you see those sun rays coming through the clouds?
Henry: Yeah, oh my god, it looks like heaven.
Samuel: youre right, its huge!

by dem Mead boyzz February 25, 2007

long rod von hugen dong

The name given to given to affluent Germans born of royalty
that specialize in kama sutra and have elephantitis of the johnson.

long rod von hugen dong has been knighted for manliness from chuck Norris for being a superior he bitch.

by g-chef June 15, 2008

Hughes

Unit of measure: A Hughes . The amount of goodness per minute exuded by an object or event. Stars contain 16.9x10^27 Hughes per mole of Hydrogen. Our sun will deplete all its fusible Hydrogen and still have enough Hughes remaining to provide goodness to the earth for almost a billion years.

Usage: That party was so much fun last night, there was a shit ton of Hughes.

by Mark p west December 25, 2018

huge load

An enormous amount of semen or cum blown out of the man's penis, or meat missle.

I blew a huge load inside your moms cum dumpster.

by Shitshow1986 June 29, 2022

Hairpie Hugger

A jock-strap like device worn by women to prevent their excess vagina skin from sagging and hanging out of their shorts or skirts.

(WARNING!: A Hairpie Hugger is not to be worn with thong due to recorded side effects of possible braintooth, iphone malaise, finger grumblage and minor heart explosions.)

"Hey....I couldn't help but notice your vagina is hanging out."

"Oh shit! I forgot to wear my Hairpie Hugger."

by DougBoyFresh July 13, 2009