hoof

"Hoof" or "to hoof"
To beat up, or inflict damage on another person or their property.

Used widely throughout south west England

"Let's go hoof em up"
"That pikey got hoofed up"

by The Friar January 12, 2008

hoof

derogative term used to describe bitches with dirty breasts

wow jane you fuckin hoof heffer go eat poopnugget

by billy bob blow job October 1, 2003

hoof

your cornhole

hey dude get your finger out of my hoof
or
shelly takes it in the hoof, by 15 german shepards, all day long.

by doolittle October 22, 2003

hoofnaggle

an person who is very annoying and only talks about themselves

stop being such a hoofnaggle!

by lovie_xo January 27, 2005

Hoofer

A Hoofer is a retard that cannot find his way home. He fails No Nut November and somehow fails Destroy Dick December. Is also bad at construction

You little Hoofer...

by Powzk March 24, 2019

Bear Hoof

Synonym for camel toe usually associated for the state of the crotch area on a woman when she wears extremely tight pants.Describes when the folds of the labia can be made out clearly through the fabric

"dammmn dude! would you look at her bear hoof!"

by Here November 30, 2003

on the hoof

an exceptionally masculine and muscular man. A compliment used in the gay community to refer to a man. It is not used lightly, usually for unusually sexy and muscular men. A mix of beefy (perhaps how the term was created), masculine, and sexy.

Wow. That man is on the hoof.

Some would say Thomas Jane in Punisher, or Hugh Jackman in X-men 3 were "on the hoof".

by LuckyMorgan July 6, 2008