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you would never guess what happened

How every black person starts out a story. It may be a lie, so watch out if you hear this shit.
"Hey Tony, why you look all tore up and shit?"

"Damn man, you would never guess what happened..."
by jaydub8907 January 7, 2008
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Hipped

The devious, yet conspicuous act of thrusting one's ass in the path of an opponent in order to cause a fall and thwart their efforts.
Coach K. in response to Grayson Allen's flagrant foul, "Do you think that was the only time someone was hipped in the game?"

On Black Friday I had my hands on the last Roomba at Best Buy before I was ruthlessly hipped by a more determined consumer who snatched it up and dashed to the checkout.
by LGiffy May 10, 2018
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Happeh

A way to say your horny without actually saying it.
Criss:"Heyy what is wrong with you"?
Me:"Ohh nothing you just make me really happeh.."
Criss:"Oh okay then"
by Sierra D: October 30, 2007
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Hilpertshauser

An angry German. pronounced hill perrt ss how zer. hilpertshauser
dude, did you see that angry german walk by? he looked pissed.

yeah hes such a Hilpertshauser
by i am an angry german March 30, 2009
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Happetizer

going out for drinks and getting appetizer with your homies during happy hour
hey its time for happetizers!
by jchok April 16, 2009
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hipecostal

A perfectly perfect replacement noun for a penecostal or person of the penecostal movement or faith.
Conversation1:
Dude, your girl friend just chewed me out about drinking and "smoking", what the fuck is up with her?

Uh, she was high as shit with me yesterday and then downed a bottle of strawberry hill before bed...that doesn't sound like her?

...Aw snap, I forgot, she's a hipecostal...fucking cunt

Conversation2:

Dude, I met this chick last night...and she sucked my dick and fucked the shit outta me within like 30 minutes of knowing my name...(in the bar bathroom)

That's kinda cool...safe to say she's not a very "religious, take home to mom" type of gal eh?

Hell no, she's penecostal!

Penecostal...?...Oh, you mean HIPECOSTAL! That explains it...I guarantee you aren't the only one she fucked and sucked that night...I'd get checked bro!
by AbsolutelyTheUndeniableTruth January 22, 2011
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happee

When a person or animal is so friggin excited, happy, joyful and elated that they lose bladder control and pee just a little.
My boyfriend makes me so happee!!!
by HighMaintenance68 April 30, 2016
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