Hip Hole

The stoma opening for a colostomy bag. For the adventurous and twisted, an extra and different orifice for sexual activity.

When I found out the prostitute I picked up had a colostomy bag, I paid her an extra $10 to shag her hip hole.

I’ll never be the same after I walked into my granny’s room and her home health aid was pounding her hip hole.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

hip attachment

Someone's best friend who's always around.

"Her hip attachment is going to be the best man at the wedding"

by fvondoom February 02, 2012

hips are spreading

phrase used in the acknowledgement of a young girl/woman coming to the age where she can birth children. Also used in the south to let said girl/woman know that she has garnered sexual attention. See also: hips widening, hips getting wide, childbearing hips.

When creepy uncle Ray saw his daughter and her friends going to the pool, he made it a point to let them all know their hips are spreading with the tip of his hat and a wink right before they all barfed at the thought of the pervy piece of shit and hbis thoughts.

by helloFreshWhore November 29, 2022

Hip Speeding

To get caught by the police having sex in a vehicle.

Dude! Jerry got caught hip speeding in the park.

by Snuffy Smith March 20, 2007

hip hopocrite

A person who is a hypocrite in relation to hip hop culture.

Dig Tyrone's thug exterior, but his ipod shows Britney on continous loop. Bitch is a hip hopocrite!

by bad man dan July 10, 2011

hip-hoppelganger

Someone that looks exactly the same as another person, yet not a twin, but is the "hip-hop" version of that person. Their "hip-hop" doppelganger.

I was driving down Broadway, and saw this guy walking down the street that was totally your hip-hoppelganger!

by SocialByrne May 12, 2015

Poop hip

The build up of gas in your lower abdomen that causes you to feel like there's a turd sitting on your hip bone.

Look at how Dave is wiggling around in pain. He must have some serious poop hip going on.

by PoopHip71 March 07, 2012