hamjob

As a woman gets older and her vagina or meat wallet gets larger, to tighten her up so it feels 20 years younger, a ham is stuffed into the womans vagina and the bone is pulled out. This creates a more youthful feeling vagina.

Shanana's vagina was so loose, all I could do was work the sidewall. Our sex life has improved since she got that hamjob....Another satisfied customer

by imbadinnv September 6, 2005

Hambone

Four consecutive strikes in a game of bowling. One better than a Turkey (three consecutive strikes).

Walter Ray Williams just got a Hambone!

by Rob Stone December 29, 2007

Hamm

It is a small colony outside of Turkey, where people are particularly adorable.

Is that new kid Jared from Hamm? He is particularly adorable.

by Mufasa Smith January 2, 2012

Panty Hammock

When a girl is so drunk she passes out on the toilet with her head cradled in the crotch of her panties.

My friend Amber was so drunk last night I found her in the bathroom with her head between her legs passed out in her Panty Hammock.

by Jalopylips February 28, 2011

Banana-Hammock

A male-thong-like bathing suit. Not for use by every man (please)! Discretion and tight-buns required.

Arnold should not wear a banana-hammock - - his modeling days are so over!

by Babe Moore December 3, 2005

hammosexual

A hammosexual is someone who is aroused by glazed hams

Tommy, a hammosexual climaxed at the sight of Jenny's pineapple and bourbon glazed ham

by Suleyman The Magnificent NYC June 16, 2017

boobana hammock

This is the term used to describe the female version of a banana hammock; it's when a female wears a sports bra, thus creating a hammock effect, otherwise known as a uniboob.

Look at that boobana hammock over yonder.

by Ms. Pseud November 20, 2010