Hacking the cabbage

A really perverted way of saying i am/was masterbating to your friends.

"Hey Buddy Whats up?"

"Oh, not much, just hacking the cabbage!"

.......

by Roryson May 7, 2010

hacking rash

"Hacking rash" is a term used to describe when there is an outbreak of hacking taking place in the world, affecting governments and corporations and individuals such as celebrities.

News anchor: "There has been a hacking rash during the last two months, affecting many companies and governments."

by demographic-man June 17, 2011

hacking penises

n00bs from modern warfare who decide they have to be pinises and hack for things like lag switch, 11 prestiges, and other things used by total dickwads

badass dude: OMFG these guys are hacking penises.
me: couldn't you have just called them whores
badass dude: no thats too nice
me:...

by callofbootymodernwhorefare2 November 4, 2012

Hawkings

That feeling when you are sitting at your laptop, and you cannot be bothered to move any part of your body other than the fingers that are necessary to type.

Dude 1: Dude why are you not moving anything other than the fingers that are necessary to type
Dude 2: Dude I've got the Hawkings

by TheHawkMeister February 12, 2017

Hawking

Massive

Friend: what did she look like
Me: brown hair in a bun quite small and skinny, she had a hawking nose

by Kjst January 24, 2018

hawking

v. Thinking up a beautiful, thoughtful, or elegant plan: usually to avoid work or school.

..................

Fake leg casts! That will not work. You are not hawking man. Stand back; let a man-sized brainpan get to work up in this clubhouse.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2018

Hacking

Literally so broadly defined that in 2018 the "great" institution of UCSD boils it all the way down to asking questions, thinking, and administrative incompetence.

We didn't like how poorly we programmed our BLINK system, so *YOU* "hacked" it, and we are accusing you now of "Hacking"

by RobotQi February 2, 2018